"you could have put some money in it as well you daft twat"
Every resident of South Tyneside knows that senior Labour councillors are particularly good at squandering other peoples money on anything that takes their fancy, especially if it involves them feeding their faces, getting pissed or lining their own pockets.
But when it comes to their own money it’s a very different matter.
Labour councillors are renowned for being particularly mean and most of them squeak when they walk .. perhaps this explains why some of them love Vaseline so much!
Despite Labour’s reputation for being mean, there is one individual who stands head and shoulders above the rest when it comes to being tight.
So ..
‘Which Labour councillor is so tight he/she makes Scrooge look like Santa Claus?’
Rumour has it that this person even finds it difficult to part with his/her own shit, which probably explains why he/she talks so much crap!
For those of you who are struggling, the picture above might provide a clue!
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