Former Horsley Hill Labour Councillor and defeated Malcolm stooge, Arthur Meeks, is still having trouble coming to terms with his rejection after losing his seat in May.

Mr Monkey has learned that Arthur Meeks has been reduced to scavenging for leftovers at Labour party and council functions where this dejected figure can more often than not be seen hanging on to his former paymasters colleagues breasts in a desperate attempt to get a free feed!

Arthur Meeks has has always been a tit man and loved nothing better than getting his snout round a pair of juicy nipples, the only problem was that more often than not they belonged to anyone but his wife!