"Hurry up Jimmy before Tory Boy beats us to it"

Since Councillor Jimmy Sewell was kicked out by Mrs Sewell for cheating on her, he’s been spending a lot of time with his mate Shrek Councillor Ernest Gibson.

These ‘bachelors about town’ are often seen frequenting the town’s seedier venues where they hope to pick up a slapper or two for the cost of a pint. But even these loose women have standards and more often than not they have to settle for a wank blasting out a song on the karaoke.

Never mind lads there’s always Brenda the blow up doll, apparently she’s even got a spare hole for your mate Arthur Meeks!

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