
'Aunt Sally scares anyone but Big Ed Malcolm'
Big Ed Malcolm’s scarecrow councillor Olive Punchion, aka Aunt Sally is not the dumb bitch she’s made out to be. At least that’s what the council’s press office would like you to think.
According to this article that appears in the local snooze paper CLICK HERE Biddick Hall, Whiteleas and West Harton is the latest area to get its own Police and Community Together (Pact) forum and Aunt Sally had this to say,
“The council works closely with the police and other partners to tackle crime and anti-social behaviour, but we can achieve nothing without the involvement of those who matter the most – local residents.”
Anyone who knows Aunt Sally will tell you that this crap cannot have originated in her favourite cornfield (more of this later) because the old scarecrow is just not capable of churning out such words of wisdom.
Thank heavens for the council’s press office, the local Labour party would be lost without it.
Just a suggestion, Mr Monkey – instead of the use of the term (council) ‘press office’, is it not more accurate to use the term in future “office of propaganda”? Because that’s exactly what it is!
Good point Scunner, “the office of propaganda” it is then?
Are you sure you’ve used the right picture because this looks more like Joan Meeks than Aunt Sally.
Whoever it is I’m not letting the bairns look!
Your spot on Blogwatcher it’s the double of councillor Meeks