28
Feb
09

twat of the week

"TWAT OF THE WEEK"

"TWAT OF THE WEEK"

Mr Monkey should have known that finding a ‘Twat of The Week’ was always going to be difficult once this picture of David ‘Birdman’ MacLean appeared, CLICK HERE. 

What this chimp didn’t realise was that there would be so many twats worthy of the title.

Contenders for this coveted award are:

  • Karen Allen - for thinking a Tory has a chance of getting elected in South Shields.
  • John Szymanski - for handing over editorial control of the Shields Gazette to his paymaster Iain Malcolm.
  • The King of Sleaze, David Potts - for presenting the Tories budget whilst pissed.
  • ‘Big’ Ed Malcolm - for confirming what the world already knows; he’s a blithering, stuttering idiot with the intelligence of a slug.
  • The Patron Slut of Sailors, aka Audrey McMillan - who this week realised there’s no local election until 2010.
  • Wilma Waggott, aka Linda - for remembering she represets Boldon Colliery and not Bede.
  • Victor ‘is anyone home’ Thompson - for remembering what day of the week full council is held on.
  • Mr Miserable, aka Tom Defty - for confirming what everyone knew, he’s joined the Real Independents because George ‘Red Rum’ Elsom promised to pay for his Christmas cards.
  • Vodka Lil, aka Eileen Leask - for listening to council leader Iain Malcolm who convinced her to resign as a governor of Bamburgh School.

and the winner is .. Big Ed Malcolm.


5 Responses to “twat of the week”


  1. 1 Captain Fantastic
    28/02/2009 at 21:05

    At least Potts had the balls to put forward some options, unlike your other mates in the chamber, you cowardly little prick.

    Why don’t you reveal yourself and challenge Potts to a public debate? Chicken?

    You really are a slimey, sleazy little coward.

    Now talk to yourself by leaving some proxy comments under other peoples’ names.

    HAHA, can’t wait to see Potts’s lawyers destroy you in court. Queue your alter egos making silly and threatening comments.

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    28/02/2009 at 21:16

    Good evening Captain Fantastic, the tone of your comments suggest you’re tights must be itching, unless you’ve pissed them again.

  3. 3 omnia sunt communia
    28/02/2009 at 22:35

    I’ll challenge Pott’s to a (mass) debate any time, especially in front of the press – some people have waited long enough for him to appear in public.

    But would he turn up? Or would he view it like a council sub committee meeting and not bother?

    PPP, if I gave you a travel allowance in order to defraud the public and pretend to travel in from Cambridge, could you hold your bladder long enough to face the public?

    Perhaps Herr Rigg, in memory of Rudolf Hess, could be the negotiator?

    David Potts – Twat Of The Week – make that Twat Of The Year, and its only February.

    http://pics.livejournal.com/wetjeanstn/pic/0000hk9c/s320x240

  4. 4 bob
    01/03/2009 at 04:34

    fancy calling yourself Captain Fantastic – small mind,small prick lives on his own
    and has some crazy crooked link, to pissy draws himself!

  5. 5 Beachbum
    01/03/2009 at 09:27

    Why do you think Karen Allen thinks she could win? The fact it’s virtually impossible for her to win I thought have thought means she can have some real fun with her opponents fighting a seat like Shields.


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