16
May
09

the monkey clip returns

This time last week council leader Iain Malcolm, aka Miss Piggy was in his element sat in his pen with his tits exposed watching his piglets arguing over who’d get to suck on them first and he knew they’d all want to impress him because he was about to handout his yearly treats.

Now that the dust has settled and Miss Piggy’s tits are returning to normal, Mr Monkey thought he’d dedicate this week’s Monkey Clip to all those poor bastards who got fuck all.

Keep your eye on the little pig in the corner, he’s called Tom and it seems that the fat sow has rejected the poor runt and has decided not to feed him anymore and this chimp reckons it’s time Tom tried his luck elsewhere – give your mate Bernard a call and he’ll send a bus for you.


1 Response to “the monkey clip returns”


  1. 1 Crystal Ball
    16/05/2009 at 20:59

    Glad to see you’re back at your most “Anglo Saxon” Mr Monkey.

    If our MP’s have been fiddling the system to its limits, imagine what our councillors have been upto, especially those controlled by Labour.

    Two Conservative councillors in this Borough have managed to pocket at least £10,000 in travel and expenses over the last couple of years. One lives behind a local pub in his ward, the other lives behind a church on the border of his ward. Despite being in “opposition”, and despite having no committee positions of note, they have accumulated extensive subsistence claims.

    How can this be?

    Keep your diary clear Mr Monkey, your going to be very busy over the next few weeks.


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