True blue: is coun Potts the only gay in the village?
There is only one contender for the Twat of the Week award and that’s the King of Sleaze, Tory Boy councillor David Potts.
This chimp can reveal that Pudgy Face turned up to last Sunday’s count at Temple Park leisure centre – where the votes for the European election were being counted – dressed like a faggot straight from the set of Little Britain’s ‘I’m the only gay in the village’.
Mr Monkey can confirm that councillor Potts was pissed as usual when he arrived and was stinking of alcohol, slurring his words and appeared to find it difficult to walk in a straight line, but even this was over shadowed by his outrageous sense of dress.
The King of Sleaze was dressed in a fitted purple tee shirt, tight grey trousers and zebra print shoes. He was probably also wearing a pink leather thong – with a built in dildo – but thankfully he managed to keep his trousers on.
Many people suspect councillor Potts swings both ways and after Sunday’s appearance at Temple Park, Mr Monkey reckons that the sleazy Tory councillor who represents Cleadon and East Boldon is as bent as his mentor, council leader Iain Malcolm.
Mr Monkey wonders if this explains councillor Malcolm’s ‘friendship’ with the Tory group leader – surely he doesn’t fancy him does he?
You really are one sick bastard Mr. Monkey, your faults run like a seam of coal through every one of the blogs that you have written, your targets have been the same people in every site, your MO has never changed.
What’s the matter with you?
Still have a chip on your shoulder over the loss of the family pie shop in east Boldon? Must have been your ward councillors’ fault for failing to deal with the traffic and parking problems then eh? Couldn’t possibly have been your lack of judgement, talent, entrepreneurial skill,business acumen,or plain old guts then eh?
Unlikely, because it looks as though you were at the back of the queue when they were all handed out.
Is your aim in life to travel the same silly path as the goons who wrote the Dad’s Place site in Sunderland?
Never mind Pudgy Potts …let’s hear it for the real Tory Boy ….Christopher Taylor !!!!
You would have thought by now that those “shag spots” would have disappeared by now (he’s at least 60 and never been kissed)
No doubt he will be getting ready for the great outpouring of sorrow when Mad Maggie Thatcher goes belly up !!!! Enough to say that in the Red Robbo household there will be great celebrations on this happy day and along with fellow “lefties” such as Ricky Tomlinson a toast will be drank to her demise (along with a few thousand miners and others !!!
Has anybody else noticed the similarity in posting times for “MonkeyHammer” comments, and David Potts “101” twit on his Twitter page concerning his favourite clothes emporium.
Perhaps they are related?
Potts is such a wanker. Pleases me that he knows so many ppl read this. He is, I think, a very broken, indeed depressed person inside.
Private eye – yes and yes!
charlie – wholly agree.
A total plonker – in many ways.