30
Jul
09

Has Mr Monkey sailed off into the sunset?

'Mr Monkey sails off into the sunset but'

'Mr Monkey sails off into the sunset but'

From midnight tonight Mr Monkey will no longer be posting any new material on his blog.

The decision to call it day was a difficult one because Mr Monkey knows that he has built up a large following in record time. He’s caused mayhem in the corridors of power and he’s enjoyed every minute of his blogging experience. 

This chimp is especially happy to know that every senior council officer, councillor and the editor of the Shields Gazette are scared shit less at the thought of being featured on Mr Monkey’s Blog. But the icing on the cake was knowing that Mr Monkey put an end to the Westminster ambitions of councillors David Potts and Ed Malcolm and exposed council leader Iain Malcolm as an election fraudster.

Although no new material will be posted on this blog, Mr Monkey has decided to leave the site as it is so that bloggers can trawl through the archives to learn more about Mr Monkey’s crusade to expose the corruption, scheming and cheating that has become so entrenched in local politics.

He will be making a further announcement on September 1st .


72 Responses to “Has Mr Monkey sailed off into the sunset?”


  1. 1 walter
    01/08/2009 at 14:06

    ah bless pottsy has a cold – but – isnt that somthing caine heads get.

  2. 2 Queenie
    01/08/2009 at 16:33

    unles hes bin to near his handler miss piggy and gotten swine flu

  3. 01/08/2009 at 18:20

    So it’s goodnight from him and bye bye from me.

    We’ll be back muthas

  4. 4 Conserned South Tynesider
    01/08/2009 at 19:13

    Ive just recently startedto read these blogs. Surely if it is true about Ian Malcolm then would this not be a matter for further investigation and a possible sacking, and a sentence. Ive met MR Malcolm and to be honest I dont understand why people rush about after him and kiss his arse hes just a councillor….but god does he love it. And to be honest I find him creepy.

  5. 5 observer corps
    01/08/2009 at 20:43

    you said it conserned. but have u noticd the worried look on iains face these days. his pic in tonites malcolm fanzine is pretty awful – guilt all over.
    he must find sleep a bit dificult.

  6. 6 Conserned South Tynesider
    03/08/2009 at 11:50

    Dear Mr Monkey. I cant wait until sept 1st to find out what your on about. Are you going to reveale whom you are? Or are you going to reveal some kind of information about one of the town hall dinosaurs. And why you stops leaving blogs now but are waiting until Sept 1st. God damn you Mr Monkey. I would like to know what the rest of you all think. Im dieing to know who Mr Monkey is. But the chances are that if you do reveal yourself on Sept 1st I wont have a clue who you are anyway. I bet you used to work in the town hall or still do. I hope you are waiting until Sept 1st because that is when you retire from the town hall. All I do know is that I think what you have done here is very good for our community which is the very thing the town hall is there to represent and you have done it a greater justice by telling the truth than they have done for years I hope more people read the blogs and realise that these people whos wages we pay are taking the piss on many different levels. They should be going out there way to find out what the people of South Tyneside need and want not just tick boxes and do it all there way.They stats look great but the town centres look like shit. Only last week a friend from Sunderland said its a dump. And he was right its a shit hole down town. Just look like a large laygate

  7. 7 Queenie
    03/08/2009 at 21:11

    Walter
    Have you notised the heads of Mr Rigg and Cllr Potts. There both big and like turnips. Must be cos there both labour/cons and frends of miss piggy.

  8. 8 Dennis
    03/08/2009 at 22:48

    Good bye apeman, hope you make friends in new places, you haven’t many left around here you daft bar steward, you have sullied everyone in this place including your mates.

  9. 10 Scotty
    08/08/2009 at 18:03

    It can’t be that simple can it? I feel really stupid for wasting taxpayers money trying to find out who you are beacuse my paymaster wanted to silence you.

  10. 11 Doppelganger
    10/08/2009 at 09:23

    It was only a matter of time.

    http://www.twitter.com/davidposh101

    Good luck Mr Monkey, you’ve left quite a legacy.

  11. 12 internetty
    12/08/2009 at 12:39

    thanks mr primate for yor legacy.
    Jus bin lookin at that greatest of blog sites – Mr Riggs corner netty.
    hes found out about some latin.

    A proposal has recently bin debated that Mr Rigg is a complete plonker, suffering from the green eyed monster, and that he should be confined to a place of safety for himself.

    proposal accepted – nem con!

  12. 13 job interview
    13/08/2009 at 10:05

    Some very interesting points raised here, which has got me thinking!

  13. 14 Conserned South Tynesider
    30/08/2009 at 12:46

    Only 2 days to go.I cant wait

  14. 15 Conserned South Tynesider
    01/09/2009 at 07:54

    I bet you all the little piggies will be looking on here today. Oink oink

  15. 16 Nitty Nora
    01/09/2009 at 10:17

    Yes conserned – it’s a definate. but even if mr monkey dosnt post, all of us stil need to carry on fiteing the wee pigies and ther pals.

  16. 17 Doppelganger
    01/09/2009 at 10:42

    Come on Mr Monkey, hurry up and post. Some of us have dodgy tickers and cannot stand the suspence!

  17. 18 TEZZA
    01/09/2009 at 13:50

    ready and waiting Mr M

  18. 19 The Scunner Campbell
    01/09/2009 at 18:23

    It’s the 1st and your regulars are all waiting in anticipation! Good news that you’re keeping the old site on the net – a good legacy at least! Regards for the future from The Scunner….

  19. 20 Tom
    01/09/2009 at 18:39

    come on its the 1st, were all waiting Ape Man!

  20. 21 Nitty Nora
    01/09/2009 at 21:16

    Here here, Scunner. Well said.

  21. 22 Tom
    01/09/2009 at 22:08

    come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!!!

  22. 23 Conserned South Tynesider
    01/09/2009 at 22:12

    Dear Mr Monkey, You must have raed these posts. We were hoping you might have said something by now. What has happened?

  23. 24 Tom
    01/09/2009 at 22:16

    I rekon he’ll post at like 23.59 to keep us all in suspense

  24. 25 Conserned South Tynesider
    01/09/2009 at 22:21

    I hope its earlier. Ive got work in the morning, come on mr monkey dont let us down

  25. 26 TEZZA
    01/09/2009 at 22:41

    still ready and still waiting Mr M.
    missed your input seems like you have been gone to long, and I think the thieving bastards still out there have been given to long a break.

  26. 27 Conserned South Tynesider
    01/09/2009 at 22:53

    Still waiting. Please “make your further announcment” soon Mr Monkey. Please. With sugar on top.

  27. 28 Conserned South Tynesider
    01/09/2009 at 23:05

    Im starting to think Mr Monkey has bottled it…Perhaps the banana eater is really Ian Malcolm and started all this because of the guilt he had to try and sleep through everynight, and this was a way of making himself feel a bit better. Or perhaps not……well hopefully well find something out very soon.

  28. 29 Conserned South Tynesider
    01/09/2009 at 23:49

    Well the time is now 23:47 and god I hope Mr monkey is going to say something before 12 because I could have been to bed hours ago. Ill be well pissed off if hes sitting watching Big brother live on E4 and has forgot that he promised us that he was going to give an announcment on Nov 1st. Come on dont let us down now…..please

  29. 30 Conserned South Tynesider
    02/09/2009 at 00:04

    And now its 12:00 and still nowt well I must say I never thought you`d let us down like this Mr M. Shame on you. But still thanks for informing us about our dodgy council. And I think now ill go to bed. Good night.

  30. 31 Nitty Nora
    02/09/2009 at 00:29

    yes conserned, we are greatfull to Mr M – BUT mr M, don’t let Miss piggy win. Hes looking fragiule thes days – too litytle sleep. Keep him on the rack, just for one mor day. keep him in piggy agony

  31. 32 Tom
    02/09/2009 at 01:46

    september 1st???? n nothing

  32. 33 The Scunner Campbell
    02/09/2009 at 17:22

    Retired early?

  33. 34 Conserned South Tynesider
    04/09/2009 at 10:30

    Not only is it pissing down with rain outside. But you still have not made a comment Mr Monkey. You shouldnt make promises you cant keep. You could at least leave a comment below to tell us why you have changed you desicion to do what you said you would on Sept 1st. Im starting to worry about you a little. I hope you are OK.

  34. 35 Town Hall Vigilante
    05/09/2009 at 13:57

    No need to feel sad guys. The primate has done the necessary. The Monkey’s enlightened audience can soon take over – OPENLY. Lots of elections on the way.
    Use your vote.
    VOTE Malcolm’s lot out.
    September 2008. May2009. May 2010. One, two three – all gone!

  35. 36 The Scunner Campbell
    06/09/2009 at 11:48

    What THV says is true. Don’t just sit back and lament upon things past.

    In May 2010 it’s your turn. You’ve read this site, you’ve read the papers, you’ve heard the ‘official’ news and probably heard some shocking gossip from the town hall and ‘those in the know’…

    Do something about it! VOTE! ANYONE BUT LABOUR.

  36. 37 Town Hall Vigilante
    07/09/2009 at 12:37

    Scunner – thanks for your WISE WORDS. Just imagine a Malcolm free zone!!!!!

  37. 38 Philip Carey
    07/09/2009 at 22:46

    37 comments (now 38) for a “no show” post – pisses all over Curly!

  38. 39 Nitty Nora
    09/09/2009 at 10:39

    Tomorow is the first day too follow Scunners good advise Go vote – anyone but labor

  39. 40 Nitty Nora
    10/09/2009 at 10:28

    CALL TO ARMS FOR WESTOW WARD
    VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

    ANYTHING BUT labour1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

  40. 41 Nitty Nora
    11/09/2009 at 10:27

    See, it can be don. Thanks to all who voted on the 10 Sept – anything except labor. 1 vote is a good majority. 3 figs is grand.

  41. 42 Town Hall Vigilante
    13/09/2009 at 20:28

    what a lovly feeling – froday saturday and sunday a long wake for miss pigy

  42. 43 doppleganger
    22/09/2009 at 09:12

    And so it continues………..

    http://www.davidposhmanofhonour.blogspot.com

  43. 44 TEZZA
    30/09/2009 at 00:48

    Come back mr monkey stop the silence that they all seem to be enjoying at the moment, bring back the truth behind south shields labour leaders and followers, THERES NO COMEBACK .

  44. 45 derrek M
    10/02/2010 at 20:48

    beans

  45. 46 The Scunner Campbell
    04/05/2010 at 18:49

    On 6th September 2009 I wrote to say its our turn come elrection time.
    ITS HERE.
    I’m hoping many people still re-read this site – and implore you to read it one more time. May 6th 2010 is local and General Election day.

    THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHOW THE LABOUR CRONIES YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

    VOTE, VOTE, VOTE. AT NATIONAL AND LOCAL LEVEL…

    ANYONE BUT LABOUR!!!!!!

  46. 47 The Scunner Campbell
    18/07/2010 at 14:34

    People of South Tyneside – you have got the local government you deserve. Shame on you…..

  47. 17/10/2010 at 02:43

    Yeah a typical conspiracy nut who will never reveal his true identity because he is a coward. I know a number of nutcase’s like monkey who claim to have access to the truth, but cannot prove their claims and quote hearsay with no basis in the truth. Probably some disgruntled idiot with a borderline paranoid schizoid personality disorder. They are probably some extreme left wing Councillor or a sacked local government employee, who has been sacked with good reason judging their comments.

    I would imagine why they abandoned the blog was because legal action was being taken and the website IP address was being traced with a view to investigating the author for defamation of character. I wonder if they are a friend of Damien McBride the disgraced employee of Gordon Brown. Are they related to the unhinged SNP Councillor Alan O’Brien of North Lanarkshire Council, because this blog certainly runs parallel to O’Brien’s paranoid delusions about Labour Councillors in North Lanarkshire and certainly the wording match’s O’Brien’s own delusional unsubstantiated rants, concerning Labour Councillors in NLC or perhaps like O’Brien monkey is a member of the loony illuminate?

  48. 49 The Scunner Campbell
    02/12/2010 at 14:40

    Re: ‘Tyler Durden’;

    If you believe that what has been published on this website is bollocks, you clearly don’t live in South Tyneside. Or maybe one of the gavy train arse-lickers, perhaps?

  49. 29/04/2011 at 09:23

    Well done ol’ chap. You have made worldwide news headlines. Keep on keeping them honest!

    Dr. Jen
    http://j.mp/kqRnaD

  50. 51 Whamburglar pundit
    29/05/2011 at 09:23

    Blah

  51. 29/05/2011 at 13:04

    Why is South Tyneside Council taking twitter to court if this blog has allegedly been saying slandererus things about them. Surely they should take wordpress.com to court as that’s where this blog is hosted? Maybe some just wants the badge of honor for talking titter to court as wordpess is not as sexy!

  52. 53 Robin Gitte
    29/05/2011 at 16:59

    Freedom of expression is a crime against the corrupt.

  53. 54 Richard Cranium
    29/05/2011 at 17:43

    You as an individual may get exposed by these scummers, but congratulations on getting global exposure for what they have been up to.

    For years I have – through my own experience and that of my family being council employees – either witnessed or heard first-hand accounts of corruption and self-serving by councillors.

    Well done for showing some of these toe-rags up for what they are.

    The consequences of being exposed will hurt for a while, but in the long run you will come out the hero. Hang in there. There are many of us round the world reading about Twitter giving out your details at OUR BLOODY EXPENSE and we’re on your side.

    The councillors involved now look far worse, and to a larger audience.

    Well done.

  54. 55 Anonymous
    29/05/2011 at 17:49

    I thought it was Hartlepool that hang monkeys?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger

    Clearly, South Tyneside feeling left out – want a bit of history for them selves. Great Social Media stunt to bring attention to their council. One things for sure, their comms team will pass into legend for forgetting to register a twitter account and win followers.

    And here is who they defended: “What a W**ker”
    @davidpotts101

  55. 56 ERNICOG
    29/05/2011 at 19:17

    Understand that, if successfulin thier action, councillors will pay all libel damages back to council.
    If they lose??

  56. 57 John
    29/05/2011 at 21:08

    What risk to these Cllrs? Once again its taxpayers money being used.
    Is there a Council that gets it about being responsible with our money?

  57. 30/05/2011 at 00:25

    Come back Mr Monkey where-ever you are. Keep exposing these dirty corrupt bastards who have been lining their pockets with tax-payers money for years!!!

    BrokermanDaniel

  58. 59 Retribution
    30/05/2011 at 00:49

    I told you more than once that you’d lose everything you own. Well done on making me right.
    Should’ve listened. I look forward to finding out who you are. I might even pop along to the court to watch you squirm.

  59. 60 John of Wallasey
    30/05/2011 at 01:02

    Well said John and Ernicog, How many ordiary people have the funds to take on a Council in court to defend an action against for the alleged libel of one of there employees. South Tyneside Council are using tax payer money to go after Our Hero by stating they have a “Duty of Care” towards these Councilors and Officers. When did any council get the powers to defend an alleged personal Libel case on behalf of it’s employees? When did any councilor(s) get the right to free legal aid, for the purpose of perusing alleged personal libel cases at local taxpayers expense. Furthermore a “Duty of Care” by any organization would be for employees
    and as councilors are elected they are not employees of the council. If this goes unchallenged it will only make a grate deal of money for the legal profession and the corrupt will issue libel proceedings against any one mentioned there name and didn’t agree with unlimited funds to fight there case regardless of the out come.
    How much is this going to cost South Tyneside Council and who’s jobs are they going to cut to fund it?

  60. 61 John of Wallasey
    30/05/2011 at 01:09

    Is Mr Retribution to cowedly to reveal his own name whilst asking others to do so? i might be sure that he is far more adept at squirming than a Monkey.

  61. 62 Graham Smith
    30/05/2011 at 03:27

    I think all readers of this blog need to say a very big “thank you” to those council officers who ensured councillors antics gained national prominence over the bank holiday weekend by taking Twitter to court.

    Without those officers, I (and many thousands like me) would never have heard of Councillor Iain Malcolm.

  62. 63 harry hewitt
    31/05/2011 at 03:12

    Is it significant, I wonder, that so many pro-Monkey commentators appear to be semi-literate?

  63. 64 nightjar
    31/05/2011 at 16:08

    KEEP AT EM MR MONKEY

  64. 65 sanddancer
    01/06/2011 at 21:26

    Even if Mr Monkey is exposed. So what, he has said that some of the council takes drugs and drink vodka, and that they are corrupt. Well sorry to tell you this but we all knew this before Mr Monkey said it ask any person who has an interest in the council running Sunny South Shields. And when we do find out who he is then he will have to tell us who told him these stories of certain councilers and most if not all of it is probally true. The council will spend thousands while some poor begger is out of a job. Good work again. What do they hope to achieve. If I was being accused of these things and they were not true I would not care 1 bit, and if I was botherd I would have commented on this blog perhaps to let the people know the truth. Transparent people that’s who we want spending our money, not these joker’s wasting it.

  65. 66 Stargate?
    02/06/2011 at 08:02

    To be a councillor for South Shields is, or should be, a privilege and NOT a lucrative career path. Nor should it be used as a vehicle for clannish, ‘Old boy’ types to gain a second income, or climb to higher… better-paid office.

    If ONE PERCENT of what has been posted on this site is true, then the people responsible SHOULD be publicly humiliated. REPEATEDLY.

    I, for one, applaud our simian source for his efforts. I would also GLADLY contribute what I can financially in order to help to any legal cost needed in defence of his efforts to show these miscreants for what they are in the cold light of day.

    Using OUR money, ESPECIALLY in these times of manufactured austerity, to protect the ‘good name’ of the type individuals that have systematically destroyed democracy at local level is morally and philosophically reprehensible.

    Some of us gave our sons and daughters in conflicts abroad for the concept that democracy is worth fighting for.

    THIS REGION HAS A PROUD HISTORY OF UNSWERVING LOYALTY TO THIS IDEAL.

    Through two world wars, we have sacrificed our young men and women.

    Temple Memorial Park (To give it it’s proper nomenclature) was ‘Given’ to the town in recognition of our sacrifices. “…for use solely in the pursuit of liesure”. What do the ‘Councillors’ do with this gift?

    They build a Fire-station on the land… but it’s ok, they called it a ‘Community’ Fire Station. So much for honouring our war-dead.

    THEN, they say “There won’t be any more building on the land”… well, watch this space.

    Call me what you like.

    Things like MR Monkey?

    Are needed NOW more than ever.

    No newspaper has commented upon the actual accusations, to my knowledge. The provincial rag that seems to be the provisional wing of this group (I hesitate to classify them as Labour, Tory, or Independent as I maintain that they do not follow the ideology of any political alleigence other than their own) has been very vague about specifics, other than those they have been fed.

    They say you get the governance you deserve.

    What the hell did we do to deserve these guys?

  66. 67 Lumpommer
    04/06/2011 at 07:23

    Mr Monkey – Don’t Go

    Keep up the good work exposing these worthless self serving scum bags.

    I don’t know about a blog you should be given your own TV programme.

    Where are you channel 4 get the monkey on board.

  67. 04/06/2011 at 20:49

    Well done on holding these people to account. I presume you saw the Daily Mail article about your blog. We need more like you.

  68. 04/07/2011 at 13:41

    Thank you for exposing corruption, Mister Monkey, I will be sure to pass on word of the terrible deeds on your local council. Thank you also to the council for trying to bully you, alerting ‘Private Eye’ and thereby alerting thousands more to your work!

  69. 04/07/2011 at 20:11

    I know that NIA was run by people who could not run a p..up in a brewery and are about to charge the rate payers of the northeast a small fortune which will not compare with what Parkin got at the end of his tenure at NIA. They are definately all in on it. MY QUESTION IS CAN ONE MAN BE AT ONE PLACE AT ONCE?

  70. 71 ddsdsd
    04/07/2014 at 06:57

    September 2009 passed years ago. I think it’s safe to say that Mr.Monkey died in some sewer somewhere and the council searching for him have been on a wild goose hunt! They’ve finally called the hunt off after several years and after blowing £214,000 in pursuit of a dead man…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2680125/Council-blows-214-000-five-years-hunt-blogger-insulted-councillors-promised-expose-truth.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

  71. 72 Ivan jimenez
    04/07/2014 at 08:27

    Rest in peace


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