Archive for the 'Mr Tits' Category

22
May
09

Labour councillors paid almost half a million pounds

Its Labour’s turn to face Mr Monkey’s how much do they cost the taxpayer test.

When bloggers look at the figures it’s easy to see why so many Labour stalwarts have been around for so long. No wonder they squeal like pigs on the way to the slaughter house when they face the prospect of being dragged away from the trough.

Mr Monkey also reckons that this is why their lives are decimated when the electorate kick them out and why so many of them try and grab someone else’s seat on the council. This is the only way they can get their snouts back in the trough – there’s never been any honour amongst thieves especially when it comes to money.

Here are some of the highlights from The Labour Greed List,

• Coun Iain Malcolm made the highest claim at £32,435 (£623.75 a week)

• Coun Alan Kerr claimed at £23,319 (£448.44 a week)

• Coun Ernest Gibson claimed a record £4,932.27 for travel and subsistence

• Coun Rob Dix treated himself to a new BMW when he was elected. This delivery driver receives an annual boost to his salary from the taxpayer of around £14,000.

• After replacing Paul Waggott as leader of the council, Coun Malcolm promptly put the boot in by not giving Coun Linda Waggott a place at his trough. She was the only Labour councillor not to receive a special responsibility allowance.

Mr Monkey was staggered to learn that almost half a million pounds of taxpayers money was paid to just 31 Labour councillors and for what? Most of them can’t string a sentence together and couldn’t care less about the people they represent, that is until it’s time for their re-election.

The cost of each Labour councillor to the taxpayer in 2008 – 09 was a staggering £15,029.83.

Name

Allowance

Travel

Subsistence

Total

Weekly Cost

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anglin, J

11,760

-

-

11,760

226.15

Bell, J

16,464

-

-

16,464

316.61

Boyack, P

13,833

691.25

152.33

14,676

282.23

Brady, W  E

16,464

-

-

16,464

316.61

Clare, M H

16,464

-

-

16,464

316.61

Dix, R

14,112

-

-

14,112

271.38

Dixon, T

15,352

1,566.80

315.62

17,234

331.43

Donaldson, A

8,168

-

129.63

8,297

159.55

Foreman, J

16,464

800.15

214.01

17,478

336.11

Gibson, E

16,186

3,431.90

1,500.37

21,118

406.12

Hanson, T

16,464

-

-

16,464

316.61

Kerr, A

22,408

733.47

177.63

23,319

448.44

Leask, E

14,112

-

-

14,112

271.38

Lewell, E L

11,760

-

-

11,760

226.15

Malcolm, E

16,464

1,253.10

605.91

18,323

352.36

Malcolm, I

31,817

239.00

379.82

32,435

623.75

Maxwell, N E

16,464

228.50

72.94

16,765

322.40

McAtominey, E

12,962

638.40

53.12

13,653

262.56

McCabe, J G

14,112

-

-

14,112

271.38

McMillan, A

11,481

-

-

11,481

220.78

Meeks, J

14,112

334.60

160.61

14,607

280.90

Perry, J

16,464

-

-

16,464

316.61

Piggot, T

11,760

-

-

11,760

226.15

Punchion, O

11,760

102.40

-

11,862

228.11

Scorer, B

14,112

211.20

111.75

14,434

277.57

Sewell, J

16,464

658.75

734.78

17,857

343.40

Spraggon, S

11,203

151.20

-

11,354

218.34

Stewart, A M

13,833

114.90

88.47

14,036

269.92

Strike, A

11,760

56.00

-

11,816

227.23

Waggott, L I

7,056

-

-

7,056

135.69

Walsh, A

8,486

372.00

15.42

8,873

170.63

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOTALS:

450,321*

10,892.37

4,712.41

465,925*

8,973.16

*These figures do not include pence

08
Mar
09

monkey clip

Mr Monkey has been told that councillor Alan Kerr, aka Mr Tits didn’t look too well at the recent full council meeting so this chimp thought he’d cheer him up by dedicating this week’s Monkey Clip to the dirty pervert.

14
Feb
09

More Recycled Shit

Seems councillor Michael Clare’ obsession with recycling has now spread to the council’s press office.

Mr Monkey has noticed that ever since Miss Piggy, aka Iain Malcolm grabbed control of the council from Waggott the council has been recycling old policies and press releases in an attempt to look busy and con the residents of the borough in to believing that he’s actually doing something.

Mr Monkey nearly choked on his peanuts when he saw this blatant con by Miss Piggy and his stooges. CLICK HERE.  

But the piece de resistance has got to be this comment attributed to Mr Tits, aka councillor Alan Kerr,

“The Council is working hard to make its services more flexible and accessible to customers. Our easy to use website is an excellent resource and shows agendas and minutes for all major committees. Clicking on council agendas is a great way for local people to keep in touch with the decisions that affect their everyday lives from planning issues to refuse collections.”

Anyone who knows this dirty old bastard will tell you he couldn’t of dreamt this statement up even if Pamela Anderson was giving him a tit wank – the letch is not capable of spewing this shit.

Mr Monkey can confirm that this press release is nothing more than an attempt to fuck us and just shows the contempt this council has for the residents of South Tyneside.

For the record committee papers, agendas, reports and minutes have been available on line since 2002 so this press release is nothing more than a con.

Mr Monkey can’t wait to see what Mr Dumpy, aka Papa John Szymanski does with this press release given the fact that his obedient lackeys reporters have been using the council’s on-line links to access committee papers etc for the last 5 years.

10
Feb
09

Lewd Behaviour Set To Cost Mr Tits?

According to this article in tonight’s snooze paper CLICK HERE it seems that the lewd antics of Mr Tits, councillor Alan Kerr, the deputy leader of South Tyneside council could cost the dirty bastard dear.

Although Miss Piggy, aka Iain Malcolm is doing his best to cover up his deputy’s antics it seems his victim is refusing to give up without a fight. This brave woman has already been redeployed elsewhere in the council – Miss Piggy got rid of her post – and she’s had to take a pay cut. All for having the nerve to speak up.

Mr Monkey has learned that Mr Tits isn’t going to get away with his disgusting antics, his victim has appointed a legal company specialising in workplace harassment and they’ve agreed to take up her case on a no win no fee basis.

Keep an eye on your post box Mr Tits, you’re about to get a surprise.

07
Jan
09

UPDATE: Is Mr Tits In A Spot of Bother?

UPDATE: Following revelations that senior Labour councillor and deputy leader of the council Alan Kerr is Mr Tits, this chimp can reveal that council leader Iain Malcolm and chief executive Irene Lucas are treating the allegations seriously.

Apparently the matter is being investigated by the local Standards Committee so we can all take it easy in the knowledge that they’ll do what’s right .. FOR IAIN MALCOLM AND THE LOCAL LABOUR PARTY.

Anyone familiar with the Standards Committee will know that Labour have an in built majority and that the ‘Independent’ Chairman is none other than Labour sympathiser Bill Darling – so that’s alright then!

05
Jan
09

EXCLUSIVE: Mr Tits – Exposed

EXCLUSIVE: Mr Monkey posted this CLICK HERE on Friday following rumours about a senior Labour councillor’s fetish for his wife’s other people’s tits. This chimp followed up that post by dedicating the first Monkey Clip of 2009 to this tit lover CLICK HERE.

Mr Monkey can now expose this dirty old pervert – he’s none other than Deputy Leader of the Council, councillor Alan Kerr.

Apparently councillor Kerr’s antics are currently under investigation following a complaint from his victim are subject to a cover up and Council Leader Iain Malcolm has gone into a frenzy as he desperately tries to find a way of covering up his deputy’s lewd behaviour before the wider press get hold of it.

Although he’s not worried about the Gazette; he’s got the editor, John Szymanski in his back pocket.

Mr Tits fetish started shortly after Iain Malcolm appointed him Deputy Leader of the Council when he developed an unhealthy fascination for a member of staff in the leader’s office (Mr Monkey knows who) and couldn’t keep his eyes of her breasts – Miss Piggy aka Iain Malcolm was responsible for letting this dirty bastard loose in the town hall.

The person in question caught him glaring once too often and asked him to stop, instead of apologising and keeping his mouth shut he fired off a series of lewd remarks which his victim found grossly offensive.

She lodged a formal complaint with the then Deputy Chief Executive, Diane Wood but it seemed not to go any further. Ms Wood left the authority and after several months of silence the victim to her great credit has asked for her complaint to be investigated again. She’s not prepared to let it drop, bought off or intimidated by Iain Malcolm and his lackeys.

Mr Monkey reckons the way this matter has been handled is disgraceful and brings into question the honesty and integrity of both Iain Malcolm and Irene Lucas, the victim and all other council employees need to know that this type of lewd behaviour is unacceptable and will be dealt with harshly – this is the 21st century and not the 1900’s.

In the meantime councillor Kerr’s victim is left to suffer in silence whilst he continues acting as though nothing has happened and probably knowing he’s got away with it.

At the very least this dirty old pervert should have been suspended but that would mean doing the decent thing – Iain Malcolm doesn’t even now what the word means!




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