A source close to Tory Boy, David Potts has confirmed that he’s been playing away again!
This time the lucky victim person was a married woman who just happened to be in the right wrong place at the right time. Apparently not content with sticking his tongue down his her throat the pair nipped outside for a quick shag in the bushes before being disturbed by a ladybird one of the woman’s friends!
Mr Monkey reckons that Conservative Councillor, David Potts is doing his best to emulate that 1990’s Tory sleaze balls and has taken Plus valet in manibus avis unica quam dupla silvis a bit too far this time!
Come on Potts you claim to have been Cambridge educated so you must know what this means!