Today’s Monkey Mischief victim is Councillor Ernest Gibson who is renowned for his love of the finer takeaways, beer, karaoke, fellow Councillor Jimmy Sewell, Majorca and getting something for nothing!
The only thing that’s been missing in his life is a decent woman, but Mr Monkey can now reveal that even this has changed recently.
Apparently Councillor Gibson is spending more time at home since his mates on the council chipped in and treated him to an extra special takeaway. This might help explain why he has been walking round with a smile on his face of late.
Whilst Mr Monkey is very happy for Councillor Gibson, he would suggest that Ernest keeps a puncture repair kit handy. It would be a shame to find yourself deflated having taken so long to rise to the occasion!