Monkey Puzzle 3 has caused quite a stir in the Town Hall.
Apparently virtually every Labour councillor has been throwing their money around in a desperate attempt to convince their colleagues that they’re not the tight arse referred to in Monkey Puzzle 3.
A source from within the Members Lounge has confirmed that some councillors are shocked by this sudden surge of generosity and cannot believe that the tight arse in question has gone so far as to buy a round of drinks!
Well for those of you who don’t know who the tight arse is, it’s …. Councillor Ed Malcolm.
As for the gold money clip, well this was bought for him many years ago by Councillor Olive Puncheon after he started shagging her behind her husband’s back. It was probably her way of making sure he kept cumming back for more.
Lets face it, it wouldn’t have been for her beauty, many of her colleagues reckon she’s an ugly old cow!