02
Sep
08

Not So Gorgeous George

'Old Git, the man behind the make up'

'Old Git, the man behind the make up'

Mr Monkey would like to congratulate Papa John Szymanski, Editor of the Gazette, for the picture used in yesterday’s article about Councillor George Elsom the tee-total wine slurping prick that wants a booze ban in parts of Cleadon Park, CLICK HERE for details.

Yesterday’s picture has now confirmed what Mr Monkey already knows .. everything about dickhead Elsom is false!

No one loves himself more than Gorgeous George, which probably explains why he colours his hair, wears make up, has artificially whitened teeth, unless their false of course, uses fake tan and generally spends more time than Barbie when it comes to getting ready, and that’s just when he nips out for a paper.

Mr Monkey reckons that yesterday’s picture perfectly portrays the real Elsom. George looks old, haggard, wrinkled, pale and his teeth have a yellow tinge. His hair is grey and there’s a definite thinning on top.

It would seem that Councillor Elsom is not so Gorgeous after all, heaven only knows what Olive sees in him!

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