Potts Enjoys A Wee Dram in Bonnie Scotland Tonight

Seems The King of Sleaze, Conservative Councillor David Potts is tonight hitting the pubs and clubs in Scotland.

After tucking his dad up in bed with a hot water bottle, apparently he’s not been very well, Pudgy Face made the two hour trip up to Scotland earlier today in a last ditched attempt to salvage his piss poor reputation after being ‘sacked’ by the Scottish Tories.

Mr Monkey reckons that after several days of knocking back triple gins, the lure of a wee dram or two and the chance of a one night stand with a Scottish tart might help Tory Boy come to terms with the fact that his political career is over before it really ever started.

Mr Monkey suggests Potts sticks to wheeling and dealing on the Stock Market, it seems to be the only thing he has’nt fucked up yet!


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