19
Sep
08

Maggot, Waggott and Faggot

Apparently the current Monkey Puzzle has been the talk of the members lounge with councillors desperate to learn the real identities of Councillors Maggot, Waggott and Faggot. Well Mr Monkey can reveal all.

Maggot – this title was given to Councillor Linda Waggott as she has a liking for other peoples flesh.

Waggott – everyone must have got this one! If you haven’t where the hell have you been?

Faggot – most of you thought this was Councillor Iain Malcolm, unfortunately you’re way off the the mark. This honorary title goes to former Labour Councillor and now Member of Parliament for Jarrow, Stephen Hepburn.

What most of you won’t realise is that the phrase Maggot, Waggott and Faggot was coined by the current Leader of the Council, Iain Malcolm shortly after his lover’s tiff with Stephen Hepburn and his fallout with the Waggotts.

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1 Response to “Maggot, Waggott and Faggot”


  1. 1 Mark
    19/09/2008 at 21:19

    I’m all for a cunning pun, but using the word ‘faggot’ is not a great term really. It doesn’t really go with your free speech all for one ethos does it!

    Through unity comes power. I think you’ll find its a quote from Marx.


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