Potts Goes Into Hiding

Disgraced former Tory election candidate and South Tyneside Councillor David Potts looks a forlorn figure as he wanders round town with no one for company except the seagulls, and even they want to shit on him!

Mr Monkey reckons Malcolm’s Toy Tory Boy is struggling to come to terms both mentally and emotionally with the fact that he is a failure. Sources close to Pudgy Face have confirmed that he is drinking even more heavily than normal and his behaviour has become irrational and unpredictable. He seems to have lost the plot.

The pressure has taken it’s toll on his sex life too. A recent conquest, or it would have been, has confirmed that he can’t even get a hard on, poor Potts.

Mr Monkey has now learned that Tory Boy has decided to go on holiday for 3 weeks into hiding in the hope that the the dust will settle and that he can then eventually return to try and pick up the pieces of what’s left of his failed political career.

Mr Monkey has news for you Mr Potts, your political career is over, you’ll never be anything more than a councillor and even that is likely to come to an end in 2010 especially if what Mr Monkey is hearing comes true!


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