Disgraced and rejected Conservative general election candidate and South Tyneside councillor, David Potts seems to think that lying low will keep Mr Monkey off his back – nothing could be further from the truth.
While Potts is busy drinking himself into an early grave and trying to get his leg over with anything that moves, watch out Iain, Mr Monkey has been following a few interesting leads.
So be warned Pudgy Face, as soon as you raise your head Mr Monkey is waiting to pounce. Having already put paid to you national political ambitions Mr Monkey is about to do the same to what’s left of your local political career.
Sorry Tory Boy but you’re about to be well and truly fucked.