Welcome Back Tory Boy

Disgraced Conservative councillor and sacked Parliamentary election candidate, David Potts reckons it’s safe to come out of his bolthole. Mr Monkey has seen him out and about gracing some of the town’s watering holes this weekend – he’s still got a drink problem.

Seems that Tory Boy feels the time is right to crawl out of his hole and reckons everyone will have forgotten what a lying shit-house he is. Nothing could be further from the truth. The poor bastard still can’t come to terms with the fact that he’s all washed up and has nowhere to go.

Pudgy face seems to think that by burying his head in some unsuspecting fanny somewhere, everything will go away and eventually return to normal. Sorry Tory Boy but Mr Monkey has other ideas.

Don’t worry councillor Potts at least Mr Monkey won’t dessert you like the Conservative party did. He’ll be watching your every move and telling the world about it, that’s what you want isn’t it?

Welcome back Mr Potts, it’s good to know that you’ve missed Mr Monkey and couldn’t wait to be reunited with him again.


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