26
Oct
08

Potts The Pussy Magnate

The King of Sleaze councillor David Potts who was recently dumped as a Conservative Parliamentary candidate seems to think of himself as a bit of a pussy magnate.

Mr Monkey witnessed Pudgy Face in action on Friday night when he was one of only two opposition councillors to attend Waggott’s Freedom of the Borough event in the town hall.

Tory Boy Potts downed as much booze as he could before his dick homed in on Labour’s Emma Lewell who represented his only chance of a shag.

The alternatives don’t bear thinking about. Howay would you shag councillors McMillan, Walsh, Puncheon, Meeks or Waggott if you knew where they’d been?

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2 Responses to “Potts The Pussy Magnate”


  1. 1 Irving Washington
    26/10/2008 at 19:14

    Of course decorum demanded that Potts make an appearance at this event. It was he himself who offered Waggot full support when faced with a no confidence vote over the “lunatics” email.

    Its times like these that Ian Malcolm demands his favours be repaid – and lets face it, Bunter has had his back scratched by Ian on many occasions over the years. Local folklore dictates that whilst Potts was engaged on his marathon train spotting Cambridge scam at the public’s expense, it was Malcolm who was actually giving the nod to the authorization of reimbursement for 1st Class travel. With 2 years of Pullman Silver Service tucked in under his very ample belt, Penfold is now at the mercy of South Tyneside’s own Lord Voldemort – not a very good position to be in when you’re the leader of a so called opposition party.

    You fail to mention the identity of the second opposition councillor who was present at the bash – pray tell.

  2. 2 Siv
    26/10/2008 at 21:26

    People are following Potts to see where he’s going. People are digging into his past to find out everything he’s ever done. People are predicting his every move to find out what he’ll do in the future.

    He can no longer make a single move without it being documented.

    His phonecalls are being intercepted. Mr Monkey and his team know every drunken stupour he’s been in, every woman he’s been a bastard too, even the details of the phonecalls he makes in the members room to order new kitchen cabinets for his dad, (you know, on the landline next to the telly – I heard every word, son.)

    This won’t stop until you stop being a bastard in everything you do, David. No more unfounded arrogance, no more lies, no more sleaze, no more sense of entitlement.


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