According to The Fat Mackem Hobbit over at The Shire Curly’s Corner Shop, The KIng of Sleaze, Tory Boy David Potts broke with his usual Sunday morning tradition of waking up with a stinking hangover and in some strange lasses bed so he could attend the Remembrance Service in East Boldon.
Mr Monkey was surprised that something other than the prospect of an easy shag or a free piss up managed to stir Pudgy Face into action. But then Mr Monkey relised that the reason Potts awoke from his normal drunken state was that his paymaster, Labour Council Leader Miss Piggy aka Iain Malcolm, insisted he laid the council’s wreath. Tory Boy was left with no choice other than to do as he was told especially as he’s now on Miss Piggy’s payroll.
Of course the bribe prospects of a few free sarnies and a couple of dozen gins may have helped him sober up from the excesses of Saturday night!