13
Nov
08

Three Labour Stooges

Mr Monkey would like to congratulate the Fat Mackem Hobbit over at The Shire Curly’s Corner Shop for capturing this picture at Sunday’s Remembrance Ceremony in Westoe.

'Labour's three stooges'

The Hobbit’s picture encapsulates everything the local Labour party stands for and provides photographic evidence to support Mr Monkey’s view that the local Labour party really has sunk to an all time low.

Lets take a look at the three stooges.

Vodka Lil .. Miss Piggy’s councillor Iain Malcolm’s side kick in Horsley Hill. She is renowned for her love of vodka and outrageous behaviour when pissed. Miss Piggy would love to dump her in 2010 and bring back Arthur ‘dirty dick’ Meeks into the fold.

Joyce Welsh.. this benefit fraudster scrounger is apparently too sick to work yet she can deliver leaflets for the Labour party; Mr Monkey has the pictures. She’s desperate for a seat on the council and it is rumoured she’s shagged a few leading players to get one. Talk in the members lounge is that Joyce is Iain Malcolm’s choice to replace Olive Puncheon in 2010. Mr Monkey reckons brother Ed can’t afford any skeletons in the cupboard if he gets the Parliamentary nomination; too late Ed, Mr Monkey’s already on to you!

Papa John Szymanski.. he turns up everywhere like a bad penny. He’s being manipulated by Miss Piggy aka councillor Iain Malcolm and willingly sells his soul for a few sausage rolls and chicken drumsticks. Mr Monkey reckons Papa John has a few psychological scars and is suffering from a ‘no one loves me’ complex. Everyone can see he’s in need of love and his fear of being treated as an outsider has been picked up on by Miss Piggy who pretends to love him dearly.

Perhaps Papa John should goggle Black Widow – it might just stop him being devoured by Iain.

Mr Monkey seems to think that this is the first time Papa John has bothered turning up to a Remembrance Ceremony anywhere in the borough .. coincidence or has it something to do with him thinking he’s now part of the in crowd?

It seems there is some truth in the saying “every a picture is worth a thousand words”.

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8 Responses to “Three Labour Stooges”


  1. 13/11/2008 at 20:54

    Normal courtesy is to ask permission before making use of someone else’s pictures, or at least provide a link back.

    Anyway, glad you liked it.

    The Fat Mackem Hobbit

  2. 2 On the wagon
    14/11/2008 at 09:05

    ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE EXPOSED THIS WELSH AS A LABOUR PARTY ACTIVIST AND BENEFIT SCROUNGER TO SOUTH TYNESIDE HOMES AND THE DSS

  3. 3 Mr Monkey
    14/11/2008 at 15:08

    Fat Mackem Hobbit
    According to a local blogger there’s no point bothering with this insignificant site as it only gets half a dozen readers. But Mr Monkey being a decent sort, acknowledged the picture’s source.

  4. 15/11/2008 at 00:15

    I acknowledge that actually you get around a hundred unique visitors per day, but this in no way excuses the theft of intellectual property.

    Digital cameras are relatively cheap at Asda these days, why don’t you invest in one?

  5. 5 David Bailey
    15/11/2008 at 01:32

    Curly, I wonder how many out of them hundred are Elected Members?
    I bet at least forty out of the 54.

  6. 6 Mr Monkey
    15/11/2008 at 07:42

    Fat Mackem Hobbit
    Thanks for the tip but Argos is cheaper.
    I’m sure a pro like you always asks permission before taking and using photographs. A quick look at your blog suggests that you must be friendly with the Gazette and the Leader of the Council. How else can you explain why you regularly use their pictures – unless you haven’t bothered to ask their permission!
    Keep guessing at the hits bonny lad and whilst you’re at it when are you going to tell us about your stats.
    I seem to remember you used to shove the numbers down our throat every month – remember those monthly reports? Come to think of it I haven’t seen one for about 5 months – hits going down are they?

  7. 7 Mr Monkey
    15/11/2008 at 07:45

    David
    All 54 stop by daily even though head sow Miss Piggy aks Iaian Malcolm has banned Mr Monkey from all council computers.


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