Will Steady Eddie Throw in The Towel?

Today is another big day in the life of Steady ‘hic’ Eddie, the borough’s number one piss-head.

Having already pleaded guilty to one charge of drink driving earlier this week, he is set to make another appearance before Peterlee Magistrates Court on a separate charge of failing to provide a sample.

This incident is unconnected with Monday’s incident where he was seen throwing a bottle over a wall before getting into his car and attempting to drive home. Police were left with little choice other than to stop him after he was seen weaving across the road. After providing a possitive breath sample he was arrested and locked up for the night before appearing before South Shields Magistrates Court on Tuesday. 

Mr Monkey reckons that councillor McAtominey may have a change of heart today and after months of prevarication and using every delaying tactic in the book he’s likely to come clean throw in the towel by changing his plea to guilty.

If he does, lets hope the magistrates in Peterlee take a tough line when it comes to sentencing and that they make an example of this sorry individual who thinks the law doesn’t apply to him. But Mr Monkey reckons he might just get a custodial sentence.

Mr Monkey thinks it’s time Steady ‘hic’ Eddie gets what he deserves .. it’s long overdue.


4 Responses to “Will Steady Eddie Throw in The Towel?”

  1. 1 On the wagon
    13/11/2008 at 12:32

    Aye this Fucka has got away with it for years, after the scandal when he was kicked out of the Labour party for fiddiling, I and several other labour stalwarts dropped out. The man does not know the meaning of the word Integrity, fat, lying, cheating cunt he has scammed himself through life. Hopefully the Magistrates in Peterlee will through the book at the twat and the Borough of South Tyneside will be shot of him.
    The good people of Hebburn who presented the 5,500 petition are sticking two fucking fingers up to you, they are indeed having the last laugh.

  2. 2 justin
    13/11/2008 at 17:33

    what petition?

    where can I see it?

  3. 3 On the wagon
    13/11/2008 at 19:32

    It Was reported in the Malcolm fanzine ( Gazette ) last week that the residents of Hebburn have a 5,500 name petition against the Tescoville
    development and PISSED-AS-A-DRUNKEN-CUNT McAtominey told them to basic’ly PISS OFF he was going to make the decision not them.

    Well i think the boots on the other foot now.

  4. 4 justin
    13/11/2008 at 20:11

    thanks for that!

    Unsteady Eddie might have been drunk when he made that comment………

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