Iain Says Keep Out!

Seems the pressure of trying to hide things from the public is begining to tell on Miss Piggy, aka council leader Iain Malcolm.

Mr Monkey has learned that he’s so worried about eavesdroppers listening in to his conversations and leaks getting out he recently issued an order instruction via senior council officers telling all council employees to KEEP OUT of the members corridor which runs in front of his office.

Apparently most council employees fell about laughing when they read his this instruction and reckon that the poor shit is fast becoming an obsessive, paranoid fuckwit that’s got something to hide – murky airport dealings perhaps!


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