EXCLUSIVE: Breaking News .. Town Hall Jackpot Winner

'Merry Christmas you lucky bastard'

'Merry Christmas you lucky bastard'

EXCLUSIVE: Mr Monkey can reveal that someone in the town hall is today celebrating hitting the jackpot.

Seems this lucky bastard isn’t going to be worried about the credit crunch and is going to have a Christmas to remember.

If you want to learn more about the jackpot winner you’ll need to keep an eye on Mr Monkey’s Blog over the next 24 hours – he’s waiting for a bit more information before bringing you all the details.


3 Responses to “EXCLUSIVE: Breaking News .. Town Hall Jackpot Winner”

  1. 1 No. 121
    04/12/2008 at 10:46

    Has one of Eileen Leask’s scratchcards came up then?

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    04/12/2008 at 11:19

    All she wants is a crate of vodka and a bloke with balls.

  3. 3 Liza Radley (East Boldon Ward Resident)
    04/12/2008 at 22:46

    Oh come on, forget Eileen.

    The Councillor whose number will really be “up” is none other than David Potts, (non) representative for Cleadon and East Boldon.

    David loves a flutter (and not just of the loins), otherwise he wouldn’t have worked in a well-known bookies via a well-known train (1st class) link in London.

    The Standards Board For England – check your post over the next few days!

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