Where do I sign?

Where do I sign?

It soon became clear why the Dominant One Ms Lucas had insisted on clearing the room of her minions – she did’nt want them to know too much.

As the Mill Dam Bike, aka councillor McMillan introduced the report it was apparent that Ms Lucas was a tad uncomfortable, and so she should be given what was about to be revealed.

The council had appointed an ‘Independenat’ person to carry out a job evaluation of the senior posts including the Chief Executive’s.

This individual made the following observations and recommendations.

1. He thought South Tyneside Council was finding it difficult to retain it’s senior staff because of current salary levels.

2. That money was the motivating factor behind the departures of Kim Derry Bromley, Amanda Skelton, David Slater and Diane Wood. Apparently ambition, career progression and the desire to seek a new challenge never entered these mercenaries minds.

3. Diane Wood was used to illustrate the argument. When she left South Tyneside for Cumbria County Council her salary increased by £40,000 per year. Again nothing to do with the additional responsibilities that came with her new role.

4. It was felt that as the the new crop of Executive Directors had only recently been appointed it was a bit premature to carry out an evaluation of their jobs. In other words it was felt they couldn’t get away with it.

5. No report would be complete without a touch of spin and this one was no exception. What we call a pay rise these twats called a spot adjustment. In a nutshell this means that the recipients are fast tracked up their pay scale – no gradual progression for these lucky bastards.

6. Whilst it was agreed to leave the Executive Director’s pay as it was (for now), the same could not be said for the Heads of Service. The spot adjustment method was applied to these posts and guess what – the majority of them got a rise. Seems Christmas really has come early this year.

It’s always good to save the best till last especially when someone is about to hit the jackpot.

Apparently the council’s Chief Executive is underpaid on a paltry £133,000 per year. In order to correct this travesty of justice it was felt that Ms Lucas must be paid her just rewards and what better way to do it than to make a spot adjustment.

Mr Monkey reckons that this spot must have been the size of a fucking balloon given the recommendation in the report. Irene’s adjustment was just another £13,000 per year.

That’s right she was about to get an extra £13,000 per year which now takes her salary to around £146,000 per year.

At this point the Mill Dam Bike really did make a twat of herself.

Not content with keeping her fellow councillors in the dark until they arrived at the meeting, she now had the neck to ask them to hand their reports back to her. As she put it, this was a very sensitive matter – how perceptive of you Audrey.

In case your nose is interfering with your vision, thousands of people face a bleak Christmas and are struggling to make ends meet and what do you do? You condone a £13,000 per year increase for someone who is already well paid for what she does.

It’s because of fuckwits like you that the town hall fat cats get fatter by the day.

Credit again to councillor McAtominey, he was having none of it and whilst the bike was seeking advice from Patrick Melia (he didn’t get a rise so he was probably pissed off) the Dominant One made a sharp exit. Meanwhile councillor McAtominey got his own way in the end and kept his report.

If this is the new rebellious councillor McAtominey, Iain Malcolm and his stooges better watch their backs – seems Steady Eddie is out for revenge!


6 Responses to “JACKPOT WINNER .. Part Two”

  1. 1 james
    06/12/2008 at 12:14

    Irene’s vision and drive has moved the Council out of the dark ages and transformed it into the excellent authority it is today. You get what you pay for and if South Tyneside is to keep moving forward it must invest in the best people. Sorry but like it or not that is just the reality.

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    06/12/2008 at 16:06

    and what about those that have helped deliver that vision?

  3. 3 james
    06/12/2008 at 17:57

    I am one of those people – and averagely paid I might add. I love going to work every day because I know that what I do is valued. You can’t put a price on that.

  4. 4 Mr Monkey
    06/12/2008 at 21:01

    I’m delighted you get job satisfaction but unfortunatley an awful lot of your work mates don’t.

  5. 5 Liza Radley (East Boldon Ward Resident)
    06/12/2008 at 22:54

    Have you noticed that over the last few months, Curly at his Corner Shop has failed to cover certain important issues that affect this Borough – for instance the item you have just covered.

    Could this have anything to do with his relationship with Councillor David Potts, who has been instructed by Councillor Ian Malcolm to keep his mouth shut when it comes to “opposition”? (something about revealing the details of his fraudulent rail expenses claims). Curly has observed the dictate because “they” also have something on him, perhaps related to the BRENDA affair.

    I also found Curlys sob story about his recent heart attack absolutely heartbreaking, pulled straight out of the “Mills and Boon” top drawer – tragedy at its best and worthy of a Hollywood tearjerker.

    Curly said you induced his attack Mr Monkey – perhaps the truth centres on the fact that he got a bit too sweaty about his unhealthy obsession with Ms Pallin and her like. Curly, you really must stop confusing heart attacks with “knee tremblers” and “elbow jerkers”. Speak to your chum Potts – he’ll explain it all to you (he might even show you!).

    The only jerk is you Curly, and certain people fell for it.

    Despite being ever closer to his maker, he has managed to drag his dying body to the PC and post times 30+ times since his “NDBE” (Near Death Blog Experience).

    The mans a fake, a fraud, a sexist, and a “severe” right wing sympathiser.

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