Mr Monkey reckons Gordon Brown might come to the rescue of Woolies .. but only if they were a bank.
Woolworths, if you’re listening it’s time to convert to a BANK!
Then all you’ve got to do to grab Gordon’s attention is transfer all your debts from your retail operation to your bank. Pretty soon Gordon will come galloping to your rescue as he loves nothing better than bailing banks out of the shit they get themselves into.
It’s just manufacturing and retail that he couldn’t give a fuck about.