A Pig With 5 Chins!

"I'd love to get my chins round this ball"

"I'd love to get my chins round this ball"

It looks as though council leader Miss Piggy, aka Iain Malcolm has been so busy wanking playing the boss that he’s forgotten one of the basic rules of media manipulation .. don’t say something that might come back and bite you in the arse. Although in his case the dirty bastard might enjoy it!

Mr Monkey nearly choked on his bananas when he read this piece of shit about new changing facilities for the football pitches on the Dragon, CLICK HERE. 

According to councillor Malcolm, the development,

 “is the beginning of a major transformation of our Foreshore” 

but it’s this bit that almost choked Mr Monkey,

“and will also boost our efforts to increase participation in sport and exercise”.

This is from the same fuckwit that wanted to build a super casino on Gypsies Green Stadium and when that failed he decided to build a hotel and conference centre on it.

Mr Monkey is confused because the last time he looked, Gypsies Green Stadium was being used for sport and exercise which we now learn Miss Piggy is keen to push, at least that’s what his paper says.

So is councillor Malcolm a liar or did he open his fat gob without thinking about the consequences?

Seems the twat forgot where he was for a minute and looks to have scored an own goal of mega proportions. Mr Monkey reckons this slip of his tongue will cost him dear in 2011 when he’s likely to be voted out of office for remarks like this.

Mr Monkey will leave readers with this thought – take a close look at the picture of councillor Iain Malcolm, especially the triple chins – he’d do well to heed his own advice and get some exercise before his colleagues start calling him ‘Piggy Five Chins’.


6 Responses to “A Pig With 5 Chins!”

    11/12/2008 at 15:47

    I wonder when was the last time Mr. Monkey used either the Bents football changing rooms or the Gypsies Green changing rooms ?
    Again improvements, this time to sport facilities, are being given a negative slant, by Mr. Monkey.

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    11/12/2008 at 21:35

    Mr Monkey welcomes the new changing rooms especially as he uses them fairly regularly.
    But what both you and Miss Piggy seem to have forgotten is that the council is committed to getting rid Gypsies Green Stadium – a sporting venue. If sport and exercise is so high on the council’s agenda why get rid it?
    Mr Monkey reckons councillor I. Malcolm’s comments are hypocritical to say the least.

  3. 3 Brendan Foster
    12/12/2008 at 07:37

    I use the them regulary and the bastards have spent no money for years on them.
    Miss Piggy is just trying his fuckinn spin – remember that hotel will be built.

  4. 4 bill
    12/12/2008 at 10:52

    No it wont.
    If it dos Cllr Malcolm will lose his seat.
    Unless he holds it back untill after may 2011.

  5. 5 Liza Radley (East Boldon Ward Resident)
    12/12/2008 at 19:38

    Why did Tavistock Leisure sell The Rattler – because they have no money.

    Why have they failed to develop Dougies Tavern and put the property up for sale – because they have no money.

    Will they go ahead with the hotel development?
    No, because they have no money.

    Its the credit crunch dear boy, and it just crunched Tavistock Leisure!

  6. 6 Seadog
    14/12/2008 at 22:01

    Trouble is, Gypsies green was built by the South Shields Council Tossers forty something years ago – begrudgingly – the wankers didn’t care about sport, they designed and built a stadium with a running track that has five laps to the mile when the rest of the world has stadiums with four laps to the mile (i.e. an international standard) And as for the size of the building they built that passes for ‘facilities’……………….

    They didn’t want it back then and they don’t want it now.

    Just think of what might have happened if it had been built to the standard size – it could have been developed into something like or even better than Gateshead stadium and would have really put South Shields on the map. But no, all we get is the finish of the Great North Run and some new changing rooms on The Dragon.

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