Hobbit’s Cracker Mystery Revealed

The Fat Mackem Hobbit over at the Shire Curly’s Corner Shop has taken a leaf out of Mr Monkey’s book and is running his own Monkey Puzzle.

Apparently he’s heard that a local political figure has pulled a Christmas Cracker but is waiting for more details. Just so you don’t have to wade through the crap on The Fat Mackem Hobbit’s blog, Mr Monkey thought he would save you the trouble and give readers the answer.

The lucky bastard was none other than councillor Ernest Gibson, aka Shrek – apparently this stunner is a union lass from Newcastle.

Seems Shrek may have someone other than ‘hurh, hurh’, Jimmy Sewell to share his Christmas pud with this year!


3 Responses to “Hobbit’s Cracker Mystery Revealed”

  1. 1 Tommy
    13/12/2008 at 15:45

    You kept that quiet Ernest.

  2. 2 John Robertson
    13/12/2008 at 23:25

    Mr Monkey would you please contact me with a veiw to setting up a seperate thread on your website in connection with the gross negligence within the Education dept of South Tyneside Council.

  3. 3 Jimmy
    14/12/2008 at 13:34

    Well see if a care ‘hurh, hurh’, ‘a yu with is.’

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