Ho..Ho..Ho Mrs Santa Is A Fraudster!

Papa John Syzmanski’s new found friend and Iain Malcolm’s latest lackey Joyce Welsh seems to be feeling much better now that Miss Piggy aka council Iain Malcolm has promised her a seat at the 2010 local elections – Mr Monkey will reveal more of this at a later date.

In November Mr Monkey questioned why Ms Welsh was unable to work yet was perfectly able to attend every Labour party bash and go everywhere with Alice Malcolm, the mother of councillors Iain and Ed Malcolm.

Bloggers will recall that she even managed to join the annual Remembrance Day parade which marches from the town hall to the cenotaph at Westoe. CLICK HERE.

Although Ms Welsh seems unable to work due to a fake illness, she is able to take positions of responsibility for the Labour party, do voluntary work at St Clares Hospice, sit on the Board of South Tyneside Homes and according to the local Labour party’s website, she is the chair of Labour’s Women’s Forum.

If that’s not enough, it seems this benefit fraudster is now doubling as Santa.

According to the Malcolm Fanzine, aka the Shields Gazette, somebody with a remarkable resemblance to Ms Welsh will be delivering presents for the Rotary Club around Whitburn. CLICK HERE

Strange how Iain Malcolm’s Head of Communications, Papa John Syzmanski appears to have deliberately left her name out of the article – he wouldn’t want a benefit fraud investigator sniffing round would he?

Being the public spirited chimp he is, Mr Monkey has already sent them Ms Welsh’s details, so she can expect a knock any day now.

Merry Christmas you fucking benefit cheat!


6 Responses to “Ho..Ho..Ho Mrs Santa Is A Fraudster!”

  1. 1 DSS
    19/12/2008 at 23:35

    Mr Monkey do you know if Tom(chewing gum)Hanson has ever worked or has the cunt sponged off the state and South Tyneside taxpayers for years?

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    20/12/2008 at 08:22

    Thanks for the tip off DSS. Mr Monkey will investigate and report what he finds to the Benefits Fraud Team.

  3. 3 bill
    20/12/2008 at 22:16

    I see what your doing by showing these people for what they are.
    But these people are trying to get you back by sending the dss to people`s houses who they think you know. What a silly thing to do.

  4. 4 Mr Monkey
    22/12/2008 at 09:02

    Thanks for the tip off but like you say what a silly thing to do.
    What a waste of public money but then these arseholes don’t give a dman about other people’s money do they? As long as they’re alright.

  5. 5 Billy
    01/01/2009 at 22:19

    Does Mr Monkey know abot the phone call that was made from a bar on the Scotch estate by this councillor demanding the Nexus mini bus which had passed by 11.30 PM, on time turned around and came back for him or ELSE !!
    He is supposed to have even telephoned the TOP MAN at Nexus at approx 11.30 to order him to tell him to turn the bus back ??

    The bus did turn back for him, this is what you call power ????

  6. 6 Mr Monkey
    02/01/2009 at 13:58

    Mr Monkey is already on to this and is waiting for some information from a source inside Nexus. Once he has it he will expose this opportunist for the scrounging twat he is.

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