Former Conservative Parliamentary Candidate Father’s A Bastard

'If only she'd learned her highway code'

'If only she'd learned her highway code'

Seems The King of Sleaze, Tory Boy David Potts who loves nothing more than putting his dick about may have scored an own goal of mega proportions.

For several days the talk in the members room has been about Pudgy Face Potts and how he’s managed to get his long suffering girlfriend pregnant – the free condoms had holes in them!

Seems this drunken former Conservative Parliamentary candidate and failed local politician who has a reputation for hard drinking and fucking anything with a hole may have fathered a bastard. Apparently he’s been telling anyone that would listen he’s got no intention of doing the decent thing and marrying the poor lass – he claims he’s too young and is not ready to settle down yet.

Mr Monkey reckons this latest example of Conservative family values as demonstrated by it’s group leader will put paid to any outside chance councillor Potts had of ever making a career out of politics.

Perhaps it’s time the lazy bastard found himself a real job .. something like a male prostitute. That way he get to do the things he really wants like fuck, be fucked whilst earning a few quid. But isn’t that what he’s doing already since he sold out his party to Labour council leader Iain Malcolm for thirty pieces of silver?


4 Responses to “Former Conservative Parliamentary Candidate Father’s A Bastard”

  1. 1 Party_Time
    23/12/2008 at 12:24

    Check “Is Potts A Habitual Liar?” comments, someone already told you!
    Maybe some know more!

  2. 2 A Friend
    24/12/2008 at 15:45

    I like this Blog but Mr Monkey needs to be very careful. That odious little shit’s girlfriend is not pregnant. He fabricated the story and then leaked it to a very small number of people to see if it would appear on this blog.

    He a;ready knows who ‘baboonhouse’ is and is working with some VERY expensive lawyers to bring you down. The fat moron trades currency and then stashes the money in offshore accounts, it’s totally legal (not moral though) but gives him the ability to avoid tax, so he isnt short of cash. I know this because he makes his mouth go all the time in Boldon and elsewhere.

  3. 10/04/2013 at 05:03

    Saved as a favorite, I love your site!

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