31
Dec
08

Twat of The Year

Accident ... George Elsom.

'Twat of the Year'

Only someone with the political nous of slug would think that falling out of wheelie bin and cracking your collar bone would make you an environmentalist – unless your name is George Elsom.

Having just read this CLICK HERE this chimp hasn’t stopped laughing at the antics of councillor Elsom. He’s just publicly confirmed what most people already know; he’s a fucking crackpot!

And there’s Mr Monkey thinking that all the fuckwits are hiding the Green Party.

What next George, councillor Haram to turn vegan?


11 Responses to “Twat of The Year”


  1. 1 Dont go out alone at night
    31/12/2008 at 17:50

    Recon a lot of Councillors in South Tyneside wished he broke his fuckin neck.
    Heard a canny story about the time he shit his pants on the golf course when one of his mates threatend the Bastard, maybe Mr Monkey would like me to share it with his bloggers?

  2. 2 David Watts
    31/12/2008 at 20:28

    If there’s one Councillor I hate more than Potts, it’s Elsom.

    The man leaves a slug trail behind his arse wherever he goes.

    Remember his wife Olive “Oil”, greased up and primed to split the Beacon and Bents Ward vote in the local elections 2008?

    She failed miserably, and so did Labour in its attempt to stop Mr Khan being elected.

    What price will he pay when the Independents target his ward when he is up for re-election?

  3. 3 Mr Monkey
    01/01/2009 at 09:49

    Some people reckon Iain Malcolm asked him to put his wife up against Mr Khan and in return he was offered the Vice Chair of the Pensions Commitee. George is known for his greed so there’s probably a lot of truth in it.

  4. 4 bill
    01/01/2009 at 14:41

    Mr Monkey just heard some shit.
    It could be true.
    The person who Cllr Elsom & His best mate Cllr Haram are putting up in whiteleas for the 2010 Elections.

  5. 5 Mr Monkey
    01/01/2009 at 17:47

    Do tell.

  6. 6 Billy Hunt
    01/01/2009 at 19:47

    It will be Paul Walker, a man who moves around wards at elections like a travelling salesman.

  7. 7 bill
    01/01/2009 at 20:47

    Go to whiteleas shops and see this person walking around whiteleas talking to people.

    Allso this person has not long moved into whiteleas so ive been tolled, But i will find out if his move into whiteleas is true.

    I dont like the way Elsom and Haram are treating Mr coombes considering haram classed himself a good friend of Mr Coombes.

  8. 8 David Watts
    01/01/2009 at 22:35

    When it comes to Twat of the Year – a joint award should be given to Elsom and Harrrrrrrram.

    Coombes leafleted the area in the run up to the 2008 local elections, but gave way to Harrrrrrrram in order not to split the vote i.e. not let Labour in by the back door- an honourable position to take when you’re your motive is to break Labours stronghold in the Borough!

    To honest individuals it was assumed Elsom (salts) would not oppose Coombes in 2010 i.e. have a ward with not one Labour councillor! However, George “Eyebrows and Teeth” Elsom (salts) is in the pocket of Malcolm, hence his rewards re committees in the 2008 South Tyneside honours list.

    The Independents will put Coombes up for election in 2010, and “hammer” the area to make sure he gets in!

    Poor old George – he was never gorgeous, and despite having the same teeth as Red Rum, he was never, ever, a winner!

    Enjoy the treat of the Polo’s George – the knackers yard and the glue factory await!

    http://www.skytower.me.uk/wp-content/horse_teeth.jpg

  9. 9 Labour Spin Doctor
    01/01/2009 at 23:31

    George ‘ive pissed me pants’ Elsom, is coming towards the end of his political life.
    He was bought very cheaply off Iain’miss piggy’Malcolm and a shit vice chair was all he had to show for it.
    His Missus Olive – had the embarrasment of one of the lowest ever votes in South Tyneside, what a sorry loser u are George. You have no hope of ever getting elected again, because the Indys are going to hammer your ward when its your turn to stand, Better still every other opposition party wants u gone including Labour.
    Ha ha ha bought for a poxy vice chair then sailed down the tyne like a peice of shit.

  10. 10 Mr Monkey
    03/01/2009 at 06:59

    Do you mean the Paul Walker that’s spying on the Progs for George Elsom?

  11. 11 THE INSIDER
    03/01/2009 at 10:54

    Aye how fuckin niave can the progs be, the twats President or some fuckin thing, going round with George ‘red rum’Elsom like his arse lacky.
    The Bastards going to fall from a great height right into a bucket of shite.


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