Mr Monkey is probably one of only a handful of people up this morning following a night of excessive drinking and merry making. The only reason he’s busy clearing up the mess left behind by family and friends – thank fuck they were people I know!
So Mr Monkey thought now is a good an opportunity as any to wish you all a ..
HAPPY, HEALTHY, PROSPEROUS AND ENJOYABLE NEW YEAR
but somehow Mr Monkey reckons it’s going to be a tough year for many, especially if Gordon Brown and his fuckwits hang on to power for another year.