05
Jan
09

EXCLUSIVE: Mr Tits – Exposed

EXCLUSIVE: Mr Monkey posted this CLICK HERE on Friday following rumours about a senior Labour councillor’s fetish for his wife’s other people’s tits. This chimp followed up that post by dedicating the first Monkey Clip of 2009 to this tit lover CLICK HERE.

Mr Monkey can now expose this dirty old pervert – he’s none other than Deputy Leader of the Council, councillor Alan Kerr.

Apparently councillor Kerr’s antics are currently under investigation following a complaint from his victim are subject to a cover up and Council Leader Iain Malcolm has gone into a frenzy as he desperately tries to find a way of covering up his deputy’s lewd behaviour before the wider press get hold of it.

Although he’s not worried about the Gazette; he’s got the editor, John Szymanski in his back pocket.

Mr Tits fetish started shortly after Iain Malcolm appointed him Deputy Leader of the Council when he developed an unhealthy fascination for a member of staff in the leader’s office (Mr Monkey knows who) and couldn’t keep his eyes of her breasts – Miss Piggy aka Iain Malcolm was responsible for letting this dirty bastard loose in the town hall.

The person in question caught him glaring once too often and asked him to stop, instead of apologising and keeping his mouth shut he fired off a series of lewd remarks which his victim found grossly offensive.

She lodged a formal complaint with the then Deputy Chief Executive, Diane Wood but it seemed not to go any further. Ms Wood left the authority and after several months of silence the victim to her great credit has asked for her complaint to be investigated again. She’s not prepared to let it drop, bought off or intimidated by Iain Malcolm and his lackeys.

Mr Monkey reckons the way this matter has been handled is disgraceful and brings into question the honesty and integrity of both Iain Malcolm and Irene Lucas, the victim and all other council employees need to know that this type of lewd behaviour is unacceptable and will be dealt with harshly – this is the 21st century and not the 1900’s.

In the meantime councillor Kerr’s victim is left to suffer in silence whilst he continues acting as though nothing has happened and probably knowing he’s got away with it.

At the very least this dirty old pervert should have been suspended but that would mean doing the decent thing – Iain Malcolm doesn’t even now what the word means!

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