07
Jan
09

UPDATE: Is Mr Tits In A Spot of Bother?

UPDATE: Following revelations that senior Labour councillor and deputy leader of the council Alan Kerr is Mr Tits, this chimp can reveal that council leader Iain Malcolm and chief executive Irene Lucas are treating the allegations seriously.

Apparently the matter is being investigated by the local Standards Committee so we can all take it easy in the knowledge that they’ll do what’s right .. FOR IAIN MALCOLM AND THE LOCAL LABOUR PARTY.

Anyone familiar with the Standards Committee will know that Labour have an in built majority and that the ‘Independent’ Chairman is none other than Labour sympathiser Bill Darling – so that’s alright then!

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2 Responses to “UPDATE: Is Mr Tits In A Spot of Bother?”


  1. 1 Harry
    08/01/2009 at 21:16

    I was talking to a retired councill employee in a pub the other day and he told me he had just got onto the internet, but didn’t know what use it was to him. Of course I give him your blog address. I didn’t need to explain who Vodka Lill and a few of your usual characters were and he ended up falling off his stool laughing.
    Curly is warning that they are seeking the chimp everywhere and that the clues are adding up. Please be careful Mr Monk. We need you!!!

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    08/01/2009 at 22:26

    Thanks for your concern Harry but this chimp’s identity will remain a mystery until he decides to reveal it and when he does all those fuckwits that have nothing better to do other than to speculate as to the identity of this mystery chimp will be very disappointed.


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