Bah Humbug!

A while back Mr Monkey revealed that one of the Malcolm’s called in to South Shields police station CLICK HERE and speculated as to the reason why.

This week Mr Monkey overheard an interesting conversation in the members longe about how Iain and Ed Malcolm were incensed when they received a Christmas card from Mr Monkey. CLICK HERE.

Apparently the Chuckle Brothers found the card offensive and intimidating and after several days pontificating decided to report the fact that they’d received a Christmas card to the police and demanded that they find out who sent it. Talk about wasting police time.

Mr Monkey appreciates that the Malcolm’s find it difficult to socially interact with people so Christmas must be an especially difficult time, but taking offense to a Christmas card .. that really is a case of bah humbug.

Come on boys it’s time to get a life and escape the clutches of your mam’s pinny.

10 Responses to “Bah Humbug!”

  1. 1 Piers Organ
    10/01/2009 at 19:31

    It is a little known fact that it is illegal for monkeys to send Christmas cards. However the last time one was prosecuted was in Hartlepool,
    during the Napoleonic Wars, led by a group of councillors who weren’t very bright. Today they take a much more enlightened view to chimps and even voted for a couple, one who became Mayor & one who is now Minister for Business.
    Everyone, especially blogsters, should condemn the police being encouraged to get involved with free speach.

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    10/01/2009 at 21:25

    Could’nt have said it better myself Piers.

  3. 3 Mr Monkey
    10/01/2009 at 21:25

    Or was that Peirs?

  4. 4 Terry and Julie
    10/01/2009 at 22:59

    Ape Man

    You should be worried – you have a stalker.

    The Hobbit at the Corner Shop is obsessed with you – he cant stop himself from posting about you!

    Word has it he is letting his Hobbit body hair grow so he looks like a chimp!

  5. 5 Pauline
    11/01/2009 at 08:45

    Makes a change from stalking people with his camera.

  6. 11/01/2009 at 12:56

    I’m impressed!

    You came up with the bunch of new names (including Frodo and Piers) in record time. How do you manage it?


    Doesn’t even come close.

  7. 7 Christine
    11/01/2009 at 14:15

    Wanker = Rigg
    Tosser = Potts

    Pair of sad shitbangers = Potts Rigg

    sounds like a German Pedio!

  8. 8 Mr Monkey
    12/01/2009 at 06:46

    You’re right Mr Hobbit, humbug doesn’t come close. I should have said Monkey addict as it seems you’re spending more time on this site than you do loitering round the fairground, beaches and parks of the borough. Apparently you love taking pictures of unsuspecting individuals, usually without their permission.

  9. 12/01/2009 at 11:57

    Are you by any chance insinuating that I am following a perfectly legal pursuit in a public place?

    I might even have caught you in my lens (according to you.)

  10. 10 Mr Monkey
    12/01/2009 at 13:55

    I reckon you did especially as you seemed to be taking pictures of everything at the town centre Christmas lights switch on.

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