Is Mr Monkey’s Identity Set To Be Revealed?

Since Mr Monkey started his blog back in July, there’s been a huge amount of speculation as to the identity of this mystery chimp. Some of the suspects being linked to Mr Monkey’s Blog has had this chimp falling about in fits of laughter and over the last 6 weeks speculation has reached fever pitch.

It seems that certain individuals are so pissed off and frustrated at not knowing who the culprit is, they are taking their anger out on their nearest and dearest – apparently even the Malcolms kitchen table is looking the worse for wear.

Talk in the members lounge is that Mr Monkey has really got to some people and even the Dominatrix, Irene Lucas reckons this is the worst thing that’s happened to her in her local government career. Mr Monkey reckons this is because for the first time this control freak cannot manipulate and control those around her.

Mr Monkey will soon be posting a list of suspects so that those readers prone to speculation can let thier imagination run wild. The only problem is, Mr Monkey hasn’t decided whether to include himself on the list and if he does, you’ll never know.  

Unfortunately you’re going to have to wait a bit longer because Mr Monkey enjoys watching certain individuals squirm.


8 Responses to “Is Mr Monkey’s Identity Set To Be Revealed?”

  1. 1 Peter
    12/01/2009 at 18:35

    Don’t do it Mr Monk!!

  2. 2 Terry and Julie
    12/01/2009 at 19:28

    Yeah, do it!

  3. 3 Terry
    12/01/2009 at 19:35

    Why should you reveal your Identity?
    Your doing a fantastic job. you are changing the local politcal scene.
    These Councillors who thought they were untouchable, They are now looking over there sholders wondering if they are doing the right thing.
    I bet they have to change there pants at least five times a day.

  4. 12/01/2009 at 19:44

    Still making the same basic spelling errors Terry, Peter, Julie, Wood for Boss, or whoever you want to call yourself today.

    There, their, and they’re all sound the same, so I guess you may as well continue to help them look the same.

  5. 5 David
    12/01/2009 at 19:55

    I have just been reading about me over at Curly’s. I had forgotten how fwightening I can be when I get angwy. You wouldn’t want to see me angwy.
    I’m going to scweam and scweam and scweam!

  6. 12/01/2009 at 21:10

    What more proof do we need that the “characters” who comment in here are little more than the figment of the author’s imagination?

    Is this not just another non blog with one bloke having a conversation with himself?

  7. 7 Get a fuckin life
    12/01/2009 at 23:15


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