Since Mr Monkey started his blog back in July, there’s been a huge amount of speculation as to the identity of this mystery chimp. Some of the suspects being linked to Mr Monkey’s Blog has had this chimp falling about in fits of laughter and over the last 6 weeks speculation has reached fever pitch.
It seems that certain individuals are so pissed off and frustrated at not knowing who the culprit is, they are taking their anger out on their nearest and dearest – apparently even the Malcolms kitchen table is looking the worse for wear.
Talk in the members lounge is that Mr Monkey has really got to some people and even the Dominatrix, Irene Lucas reckons this is the worst thing that’s happened to her in her local government career. Mr Monkey reckons this is because for the first time this control freak cannot manipulate and control those around her.
Mr Monkey will soon be posting a list of suspects so that those readers prone to speculation can let thier imagination run wild. The only problem is, Mr Monkey hasn’t decided whether to include himself on the list and if he does, you’ll never know.
Unfortunately you’re going to have to wait a bit longer because Mr Monkey enjoys watching certain individuals squirm.