13
Jan
09

YOU’RE BARRED CURLY

The sad Fat Mackem Hobbit over at the Shire seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Mr Monkey’s Blog and Mr Monkey reckons this has something to do with the demise of his own blog.

Ever since Mr Monkey published his stats for December the Hobbit has been desperately trying to link his posts and comments to Mr Monkey’s Blog in a last ditched attempt to win back some of his readers. It now seems that following the Hobbit’s stupid comments about the number of readers Mr Monkey’s Blog attracts and his childish comments about people that leave comments on this blog, the Hobbit remains coy about his own stats.

Despite Mr Monkey asking the Hobbit to publish his December screen-grab it seems the Fat Mackem Hobbit is very reluctantto confirm what the world already knows – he’s a spent force in the blogging world and now plays second fiddle to Mr Monkey’s Blog.

Mr Monkey doesn’t intend to waste anymore of his his precious time trying to keep the Hobbit from committing suicide so as of now the Hobbit is barred from this site – at least until he publishes his screen-grab.

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9 Responses to “YOU’RE BARRED CURLY”


  1. 1 Harry
    14/01/2009 at 00:44

    Well the Monkey has spoken. I suppose it was all getting a bit too O.T.T Can I just suggest that “The Enforcer” joins the Tory party, it will stand him in good stead for his natural home, the BNP.

  2. 2 The Last King of Scotland
    14/01/2009 at 11:12

    Is there any need to punish the Hobbit further Mr Monk? You’ve already knicked most of his readers.

  3. 3 Ray Hutchinson
    14/01/2009 at 14:46

    Go on then, throw your toys out of the pram!

    Numpty.

  4. 4 Mr Monkey
    14/01/2009 at 15:42

    Ray: are you addressing Harry, The Last King of Scotland, The Hobbit or Mr Monkey?

  5. 5 Lemon Curd
    14/01/2009 at 22:04

    So do you have any real ideas for taking our community forward you complete idiot, or do you just intend to slag people off for the sake of it? And yes, ‘Mr Monk’ (coward) that comment was meant for YOU.

    Why don’t you reveal yourself and challenge the people you criticise to a full public debate. I’m sure the gazette would ensure it would be well publicised to obtain a decent turnout. Although scum like you just hide away don’t you, because you are terrified of these people.

    I don’t like David Potts or Iain Malcolm (your prime targets) I wouldn’t vote for either of them as I think they are arrogant and opinionated but I bet they would each rip you apart in a debate you slimy little cretin.

    I dare you!

  6. 6 Mr Monkey
    15/01/2009 at 08:38

    Was that curd or turd? Thought I’d ask as you talk alot of shit.

  7. 7 Ginger
    15/01/2009 at 16:27

    You really are a cockwaffling twat of a sad bastard mong.
    You spend your life slagging off everyone in sight, you short siighted retard, then when someone has a go back at you you don’t like it, fucking soft cock.

    Why don’t you go and lock yourself in the town hall netty and stay there, because you’ve got nothing positive to offer us poor bastards just a good old fucking moan every day.
    Ever thought of a useful original idea that might help South Tyneside, I have and it involves a Monkey, a rope and fucking spiney prickly big tree.

  8. 8 Mr Monkey
    15/01/2009 at 19:02

    Not another fucking ginger nut.

  9. 9 Biffa Bacon
    26/01/2009 at 21:18

    Don’t you think that exposing the high jinks in the council is a very good service to the community ? how else would we find out, the Gazette.

    It must be true or the solicitor’s letters would be flying by now.

    Keep it up , Monkey


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