McCabe Gets A Grandad Makeover

'Everyones favourite Grandad, councillor John McCabe'

'Everyones favourite Grandad, councillor John McCabe'

Labour’s obsession with spin and image seems to have finally reached Hebburn.

If the latest pictures of councillor McCabe in his Val Doonican look-alike jumpers and grandad cardigans are anything to go by, councillor McCabe seems to have had a Labour makeover and is now being portrayed as everyone’s favourite grandad figure – he’s even been given the grey look.

Councillor McCabe has always had a reputation for having a bit of a short fuse and reckons he’s a bit of a hard man; some of his Labour colleagues call him phsyco. This may also explain the allegations of domestic violence and why his wife has now divorced him.

Mr Monkey has learned that councillor Iain Malcolm is scared shit-less of councillor McCabe and feels the only way to control him is to keep him on his side. But he’s also worried that the the image of one of his lackeys in a Stella stained string vest will not go down well with voters and has decided it’s time to soften his image with a grandad makeover.

What next, councillor Spraggon to get a personality?


3 Responses to “McCabe Gets A Grandad Makeover”

  1. 1 Sadam Mipson
    15/01/2009 at 20:02

    Guess what – he also was a monk (believe it or not)….I also believe he studied at the Vatican… fell off the holy rails at some stage didn’t he !!
    Keep up your excellent work MrMonkey !!!

  2. 2 Brian
    15/01/2009 at 20:29

    Sadam sounds like another councilor on our Council..

  3. 3 Pope Alexander
    15/01/2009 at 21:52

    You mean the dictator of Simonside Hall and defender of the Catholic Church Councillor I Malcolm.

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