Mr Monkey Humours Councillor Potts – The King of Sleaze

Bloggers will remember The King of Sleaze’s lackey, the Fat Mackem Hobbit getting his cloak in a twist when Mr Monkey revealed that he knew his hero, South Tyneside’s top totty magnet Tory politician, councillor David Potts was lying when he claimed that his girlfriend was pregnant.

According to the Hobbit, the whole thing was an eleboarte hoax dreamt up by the King of Sleaze to see how quickly Mr Monkey would hear about it and whether or not he would corroborate the story. Sadly for this wannabee James Bond when Mr Monkey heard about Pudgy Face’s scam misfortune he knew immediately that it was another pathetic hoax – yes he’s tried the same thing several times before – but this time Mr Monkey thought he’d play along.

Anyone who knows this Tory slime ball will tell you he’s incapable of tying his shoe laces, never mind getting some unsuspecting lass pregnant. If that wasn’t enough to convince Mr Monkey, the ‘happy’ couple’s choice of name was a certain giveaway; apparently they intended saddling Tory Boy’s ‘fantasy bastard’ with the name Mercedes.

Mr Monkey first heard about councillor Potts fantasy from one of Tory Boy’s close associates; about a week before his toilet talk reached the members lounge. By this time the whole world knew about it and it just shows what typeof person people think councillor Potts is when so many of them readily believed that he was capable of shitting on his girlfriend.

If The King of Sleaze is stupid enough to start rumours about himself, Mr Monkey is more than happy to oblige his fantasies by telling the rest of the world about them – if things get too hot to handle, he’s only got himself to blame.


3 Responses to “Mr Monkey Humours Councillor Potts – The King of Sleaze”

  1. 1 Hugh J'Arse
    16/01/2009 at 18:53

    Ferkin hell man first you have him as an insatiable shagging machine, now you have him as incapable, make yer ferkin mind up Monkey.
    Yer soundin like a bloke who doesnt get enough, leave the keyboard alone, get out and get a life man.

  2. 2 Mr Monkey
    16/01/2009 at 20:00

    Shagging machine yes, delivering the goods questionable, good at it, apparently not according to one of his ex’s.

  3. 3 Mary
    16/01/2009 at 20:13

    Careful Mr Monk you will have the fat Tory boys scweaming their houses down.

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