22
Jan
09

Monkey Crisis

The Monkey household woke up this morning shivering with no heating and no hot water.

The boiler packed in over night so Mr Monkey has little choice other than to swap it before the monkey clan return home.

Blogging will have to take a back seat today – at least until the boiler’s swapped.

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4 Responses to “Monkey Crisis”


  1. 1 Kain
    22/01/2009 at 18:52

    Mr Monkey – don’t forget to publish the Monkey ‘Suspect List’! Dying to see it!

  2. 2 Wor Lass
    22/01/2009 at 19:03

    Its nearly 7 p.m. and both you and Curly havent posted today.

    Are you one and the same?

  3. 3 Back Bencher
    22/01/2009 at 19:50

    Mr Monkey, did you manage to get to Full Council today?
    Talk about laugh i pissed myself.
    First of all there was ‘RED RUM’ George Elsom having a go at the indys about profiling in the Gazette – the daft fucka forgot that he went to the paper when he fell in his fucking wheelie bin ha ha ha har.
    The Stupid cunt fancy seeking publicity when u have been a complete arse and showed yourself up yet again.
    Then there was ‘BIG ED’ Eddie Malcolm, the potential MP(MUCK PUSHER)
    No fucking wonder he aint going to Westminister, he was tounge tied just trying to explain about Council tax.
    His Brother was scowling, did you notice ‘Smirnoff’ Irene Leask? had she just come from an audition for the ghost train, she looked fuucking lousy.
    If thats what Vodka does for you stuff it.
    Then the best bit – pudgy boy wanting to square up to Ahmed Khan,
    your a ‘liar liar liar’ bawled Potts, thats a fucking SEX PISTOLS song u nugget.
    Thought he was going to burst into tears, if you chuck ya toys out of the pram you big puffta, divvint fucking whinge when somebody throws then back at you.
    All in all a very enjoyable afternoons entertainment.

  4. 4 Commissioner Gordon
    22/01/2009 at 22:00

    I see the happy snapper over at the Corner Shop has got his wire wool knickers in a bit of a twist over today’s council meeting – for a man who dresses like an out take from an Action Man commercial, he has some nerve to refer to Councillors as scruffs! Perhaps his wife should stop him leaving the house looking like a Stretch Armstrong pigmy.

    Let’s face it though, since Adam’s closed down, who can he buy his clothes from?

    Has anybody else noticed that the venom of his (racist) posts have moved towards Mr Ahmed Khan, a man who he clearly considers to be you, Ape Man.

    In his increasingly more desperate attempts to reveal you, he has picked on the one man who is not afraid to use the law to take on those who are (morally) corrupt.

    Rigg is a racist and sexist bigot. His Partner in crime, David Potts, is a political fraud without an ounce of accountability or servility in his bones. Both are heading for the scrap heap – Potts is about to be deselected in favour ofJeff Millburn’s wife, and Short and Curly is slowly heading towards a deformation court case.

    What a pathetic double act they are.

    Gotham City has Batman and Robin as their cartoon characters – South Shields has Curly and Potts!


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