Pudgy’s Infamous Pot Pie

"the taste is in my giblets"

"the taste is in my giblets"

Mr Monkey fancied a pint after he’d been to the cinema and popped into the Red Lion in Boldon.

He expected to see The King of Sleaze holding court at his local but sadly he must have been lying in some gutter. Either that or he’d nipped out in to the bushes for a quicky with one of the locals whilst her husband was having a piss.

Suddenly Mrs Monkey burst out laughing and narrowly missed spraying Mr Monkey with her Southern Comfort.

“What’s so funny” I asked. When Mrs Monkey got her breath back she pointed at the specials board and said, “they’ve even named a pie after Pudgy Face”.

A quick glance at the board revealed that the special was POT PIE. Now it was Mr Monkey’s turn to piss himself .

This chimp can’t help wondering what was in the pie and a quick chat with a regular revealed that it contained a secret ingredient – Tory Boy’s giblets perhaps?


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