The Buffon and The Hogg

Bill 'The Buffoon' Brady is set to be replaced by The Hogg

Bill 'The Buffoon' Brady is set to be replaced by The Hogg

Mr Monkey heard an interesting conversation in the members lounge recently about the impending sacking retirement of councillor Bill ‘The Buffoon’ Brady.

Apparently councillors Iain Malcolm and Barry Scorer have been secretly meeting to discuss their make up and things girlie the new cabinet and they’ve decided it’s time to get rid of The Buffoon .

As a sweetener, to protect his income they intend to offer him the chair of one of the lesser committees at this year’s Annual General Meeting, better known as the SWEETIE SHOP. This is when the piglets Labour councillors gather round Miss Piggy’s – aka Iain Malcolm’s – trough to see what scraps the old sow will throw at them.

Mr Monkey has learned that The Buffoon already suspects he’s about to be sacked from the cabinet and has started putting it about that he intends to retire in 2010 and not seek re-election. But like all Labour councillors he cannot leave without having the last word.

The Buffoon is trying to manoeuvre his 19 year old grandson, aptly named David Hogg into the vacant seat to ensure the Brady line continues, despite the fact that he has no political credentials other than being a member of the Westoe Labour party.

That said, he’s already got a reputation for being a piss head and is increasingly seen enjoying free hospitality at the expense of the council tax payer. This year he joined a select band of Labour councillors stuffing their faces and drinking whatever they could get their hands on at the Great North Run hospitality tent. He’s also got a reputation for being a lazy bastard who can’t get up in a morning; probably something to do with the fact that he works in the Atlantic and Vibe nightclubs.

With credentials like these he seems an ideal choice for Iain Malcolm’s sleazy world of local Labour politics.


13 Responses to “The Buffon and The Hogg”

  1. 1 A Friend
    10/02/2009 at 14:29

    Did anyone manage to get the infamous facebook pics of Potts on burns night? What’s the link?

    I heard he was with some strippers who are (or were) friends of pudgys ‘official’ girlfriend. He and his gangster mates were out on a wild night, once again. Potts continues to deny any links with these people. HE IS A LIAR

    We need the pics Mr Monkey!

  2. 2 A Friend
    10/02/2009 at 14:34

    UPDATE: Seems the pics were quickly removed after pudgy was alerted and made a few phone calls. The girls seemed to see it as just a bit of fun, fatty thought differently. Has anyone saved them???????

  3. 3 The Scunner Campbell
    10/02/2009 at 15:25

    Regarding Mr Hogg.
    No credentials, no experience, no chance. Certainly no right to a ‘throne’.
    Why then is he being allowed to live off the back of ratepayers by attending these functions (Great North Run Hospitality Tent) and getting the freebies? I object to the gravy train we supply our worthless councillors, let alone hangers-on like this.
    Why isn’t anyone stopping these human cling-ons?
    This is the trouble with the South Tyneside Labour Party – they’ve joined it in priniciple but take it’s name literally. They think it’s a pass to a free fucking PARTY….
    And you know what? It is.

  4. 4 Steven Reilly
    10/02/2009 at 20:47

    The anonymous author of this blog really is a very sick and cowardly individual. We have scum like you in Cheshire too but most of them at least have the balls to reveal their identity. You are the lowest of the low.

    Sad, warped and fucked up! Get some treatment, QUICKLY

  5. 5 Cheshire Twat
    10/02/2009 at 21:05


  6. 6 Heck
    10/02/2009 at 21:45

    People sit at their computers ranting about libel courts all day, yet no-one comes out and DENIES specific ALLEGATIONS.

    If you want to know who writes it, it’s because you want to play the man, not the ball.

    Now fuck off, lad.

  7. 7 Monkey has a small cock
    10/02/2009 at 22:58

    Instead of posting under different names you cretin, why don’t u find the guts to fess up and tell the world who you are!?


    Whilst you may be tall and fat, you really are a sad, sad little man

  8. 8 Sir Michael Lyons
    11/02/2009 at 00:54

    Dear Scunner Campbell,

    You must realise you are just ST resident scum.

    Had you gone out at the age of eighteen and found yourself a proper job. Selling things like alcohol and drugs into the early hours, you may have been a better man.

    I can think of no one better than ‘Hoggy’ to supersede ‘Buffy’.

    After all, a dumbfuck 20 year old councillor will probably outwit the current
    degenerates / debacle presiding.


  9. 9 Mr Monkey
    11/02/2009 at 08:04

    What a hypocritical bastard you are. You bang on about Mr Monkey yet you comment under the name Monkey has a small cock from this e-mail address eaighiuysehuighieugh@nowhere.com which doesn’t exist. With double standards like this you must have links to the Labour party.
    No matter, I might ask a friend in the IT industry to trace the IP address you left behind to reveal who you really are. You know a bit like Irene Lucas did to ‘out’ Brenda.

  10. 10 Mr Monkey
    11/02/2009 at 08:10

    I’ve heard that several of his ‘mates’ have so it’s only a matter of time before they surface again.

  11. 11 Monkey has a small cock
    11/02/2009 at 10:22

    Difference is, I don’t have several split personalities like you.

    So trace away you pathetic little man!

  12. 12 Mr Monkey
    11/02/2009 at 14:01

    Double standards again small cock, but from a different computer. Like I said your’e a hypocritical bastard.

  13. 13 Fuckwit Dildo
    11/02/2009 at 19:52

    MrMonkey, the Fuckwit, namely me, overheard recently that some people have been dismissed from the council for smoking on council premises/property. Also overheard was that the Buffoon was seen smoking on numerous occasions at the Councillors entrance to the Old Town Hall in the “inner sanctum” car park at the Town Hall, (the one where the councillors can park for free to go shopping, oops, I mean to go to Council meetings), and has been reported, but as usual it was swept under the carpet.
    Looks like its one rule for our high and mighty overlords and another for the menial plebs !
    Bit fucking unfair if I may say so. Hope someone catches him on camera !

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: