13
Feb
09

A Close Call!

This chimp had a close call yesterday when one of his readers arrived at Mr Monkey’s Blog via a search engine.

Whoever this reader was, he or she typed a phrase into a search engine and then clicked on one of the result links which brought them to Mr Monkey’s Blog. 

Luckily for Mr Monkey the person had no idea they came within a whisker of exposing the real identity of the borough’s most wanted chimp.

Yesterday’s experience was a little bit too close for comfort, but it did act as a wake up call for Mr Monkey.

Perhaps now is a good a time as any to quit blogging?

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11 Responses to “A Close Call!”


  1. 1 Kevin James
    13/02/2009 at 21:32

    Pottsy & co already know who you are you muppet

  2. 2 Boomtown Rat
    13/02/2009 at 22:03

    You can’t pack in now Mr Monkey – you have unfinished business with a series of corrupt councillors, including the one mentioned above.

    One of the many positive things about your writings is that is has the Labour Party squirming in their (ward) seats. Every morning Iain Malcolm gets out of his four poster bed and dreads what has been revealed about him via the Monkey House.

    If Potts knew who you were, action would have been taken long ago – basically, he and his chums are full of shit.

    Let’s face it, if you go back to the jungle, what will we be left with – the increasingly right wing dictates of Herr Rigg and his Mein Kampf revisionists, or the Tweedledum and Tweedledee tree huggers who reside at Rossinisbird and Tyne Dock Green?

    If the Monkey leaves the Borough, it will become a banana republic!

  3. 3 I FOUGHT THE LAW
    13/02/2009 at 23:10

    MORE LIKE FUCKING SID JAMES YA PRICK – IF THAT WAS THE CASE WHY NO POLICE INVOLVEMENT?
    TALKING ABOUT MUPPETS HAVE YOU BONED MISS PIGGY LATELY U FUCKING FAG.

  4. 4 pcplod
    13/02/2009 at 23:41

    Looks like the net is closing in. Warned u about Potts, he won’t stop until he gets what he wants. Play with fire and ha gonna get burned

  5. 5 Sicko
    14/02/2009 at 08:11

    Look, Potts hasn’t been mentioned on here for weeks or even months, why are you still banging on about him pcplod?

    He’s a total irrelevance in the borough, which is why he’s rarely on the monkey.

  6. 6 Sicko
    14/02/2009 at 08:14

    P.S. if you KEEP banging on about Potts on here you might draw the attention of some national newspapers, who could really investigate his past.

    In fact, if you keeep coming on here with empty threats, I’ll call them myself.

  7. 7 Sicko
    14/02/2009 at 08:17

    Actually, sod these jokers.

    if anyone’s interested…

    THE SUN

    London – 020 7782 4100

    Manchester – 0161 228 0210

    THE MIRROR

    0800 289 441

  8. 8 Brian
    14/02/2009 at 12:13

    Dont give up mr Monkey. Every one reckons they know who you are, Even the staff at the Gazette. So why dont they do something about it? Because the person they think it is will do them for alot of money in Court. Your the best thing thats happened in shields political scene for years.

  9. 9 Sicko
    14/02/2009 at 20:56

    Those phone numbers shut the Potty gang up quickly!

  10. 10 Purveyor of Well Hung Meat
    14/02/2009 at 22:49

    Sicko

    You forgot the Private Eye’s number – but then again, they already have Potts in their sights!

    David Potts likes nothing better than a bit of pork, especially when it’s attached to Miss Piggy Malcolm.

    That will be the origin of the story which will finally finish of Pudgy.

  11. 11 Sicko
    15/02/2009 at 20:32

    Thanks , I forgot about Private Eye.

    Don’t worry, if any of Pottsy’s trolls come back on here I’ll save them a job, and get in touch with The Sun, The Mirror, The Times, ConservativeHome, Recess Monkey blog, and Labour List to see whether they can help him out with his injustice.


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