Bilbo Baggins Set To Be Crowned Mayor

'Mayor Bilbo Baggins'

'Mayor Bilbo Baggins'

It’s almost that time of year again when Labour councillors turn their thoughts to the annual gathering at the trough to see what scraps Miss Piggy, aka Iain Malcolm throws at them.

Its also a time when speculation as to who gets what is rife and it’s noticeable how the pursuit of a few extra quid leads to to some very strange allegiances.

There’s only two things that anyone can say for certain; Miss Piggy, aka Iain Malcolm will still be the leader of the council and the deputy mayor, councillor John Anglin will become mayor – unless he fucks up between now and May, or unless a few skeletons climb out of his wardrobe to bite him in the arse!

Anyone who knows councillor Anglin will agree with Mr Monkey that this twat really does belong in the Shire – he even speaks like a fucking hobbit.

No wonder his fellow councillors call him Bilbo Baggins – so mayor Baggins it is then.

Apparently he’s also got something in common the the borough’s other hobbit, they were both members of the Conservative party!


3 Responses to “Bilbo Baggins Set To Be Crowned Mayor”

  1. 1 Brian
    16/02/2009 at 17:37

    Please force the skeletons out Mr Monkey.
    Then you would see the shit hit the fan.

  2. 2 Fuckwad Dildo
    16/02/2009 at 20:09

    Hi Mr Monkey ! Please get the skeletons out ! You are the only one who can do it ! The dithering fart needs to be put in his place.
    If you need any assistance please email me !

  3. 3 Scotty
    18/02/2009 at 13:43

    Bilbo loves his freebies.

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