Police Shoot Chimp

'shot dead by police'

'shot dead by police'

Police shot dead a pet chimpanzee after a woman in her 50’s suffered facial injuries in the US.

The woman, who was visiting a friend, was attacked for no apparent reason when she got out of her car.

Sandra Herold, the owner of the 15-year-old chimp called Travis, wrestled with the animal as he mauled her friend, then ran inside her house to raise the alarm.

Lt Conklin of the Stamford police said.”She retrieved a large butcher knife and stabbed her long-time pet numerous times in an effort to save her friend, who was really being brutally attacked.”

The chimp had started roaming around the vicinity when emergency crews arrived.

But he suddenly returned to the scene of the attack, forcing police to retreat into their cars.

The primate then reportedly opened the door of a police car, forcing the officer inside to fire several shots. The chimp eventually died from its wounds.


7 Responses to “Police Shoot Chimp”

  1. 1 Doctor Doolittle
    17/02/2009 at 10:48

    I bet Potts wishes he had a gone to shoot a chimp – if only to prove he doesn’t always fire blanks!

  2. 2 A Friend
    17/02/2009 at 14:56

    Has Pottsy had the snip like, or is he just uncapable? His lass wants kids so I’m told. Don’t know what shes doing with him, have you seen her? Met her twice last year, russian and a total stunner. Far too good for that fat pudgy poo. Maybe she needs to know the truth about her beloved. Over to you Mr Monkey to do the digging

  3. 3 Josephine Stalin
    17/02/2009 at 17:00

    Let’s look at the facts.

    ~ Potts is a fat, ugly, waste of space with no charisma.
    ~ His “girl friend” is Russian.

    Ergo, she is from a Russian escort agency or “she” is in fact a man!

  4. 4 Inspector Morse
    17/02/2009 at 17:05

    If the police had shot Potts, the headline would have read “Police Shoot Gimp”

  5. 5 £30 For The Night
    17/02/2009 at 17:53

    In the case of Potts and his Russian call girl, surely it should be “Police Shoot Pimp”.

  6. 6 A Friend
    17/02/2009 at 21:55

    Nah shes actually an accountant in Newcastle believe it or not. Fuck knows what she sees in that moron. Although flash cars and apartments can be a sweetener I suppose. Why not check the elec roll in Newcastle Mr Monkey and see where Pudgy really lives

  7. 7 Joe
    18/02/2009 at 04:50

    a CNN commentator made a good point about the impossibility of ever truly domesticating a wild animal, no matter how much a person might want it to to be domesticated

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