Mr Monkey appreciates that the Gazette Malcolm Fanzine has a piss poor reputation when it comes to reporting on up to the minute news. But this article by Angela Reed about heart diease CLICK HERE has got be the most out of date piece of journalism this chimp has ever seen.
According to Ms Reed, who obviously has her ear to the ground – that’s why her colleagues call her ‘Van Gogh’ – the borough’s health chiefs are the best in the region when it comes to tackling coronary heart disease.
The only problem is that this bold statement so willingly reproduced by Ms Reed is based on 2006 figures.
In case you haven’t realised Angie, it’s 2009 and yes there are new figures available. But to get them you’ll have to do what any decent journalist does and find them – that means getting off your arse and looking.