What are the 4 musketeers plotting?

What are they plotting?

What are they plotting?

Last Tuesday Mr Monkey saw South Tyneside’s very own 4 musketeers in a local watering hole and judging by their body language they were plotting something.

The Whiteleas Sex Machine, councilor Ernest ‘Shrek’ Gibson, David ‘Birdman’ MacLean, Scott Duffy, aka Penfold and Indy councillor John Hodgson, aka the Phantom were huddled together in deep conversation. They were very self conscious of  who or what might be listening , especially Birdman MacLean whose eyes were everywhere.

Mr Monkey overheard snippets of their conversation and it seems they’re planning to suprise someone.

This chimp reckons that this strange alliance of misfits may not go down too well in certain quarters but he hopes he’s around when they do spring their surprise on this unsuspecting individual.


10 Responses to “What are the 4 musketeers plotting?”

  1. 1 Gary Hail
    23/02/2009 at 20:59

    Do u have an email address Mr Monkey? I need to give you some data of interest

  2. 2 Tale Of Two Cities
    23/02/2009 at 21:06

    Perhaps Birdman will reveal all on his new blog

  3. 3 Julian Forster
    23/02/2009 at 22:15

    Hmm? Information… it’s got to be about pudgy poos?

  4. 4 Mr Monkey
    24/02/2009 at 08:12

    Gary I’ll apply comment moderation from 9pm tonight until 9am tomorrow morning. This will allow you to post anything you want without anyone other than me seeing it.

  5. 5 Mr Monkey
    24/02/2009 at 08:15

    Tale of Two Cities, if you’ve seen Birdman’s blog the only thing he’s set to reveal is his gambling habit.

  6. 6 Tale Of Two Cities
    24/02/2009 at 09:58

    To be honest, I found this very strange as well. The last thing I would want my employer to know was that I had a bit of an addiction problem. Worse than that though, he likes U2 – he really needs therapy!

    Audrey McMillan is of course a great lover of the card game Pontoon – she likes 21 up.

    Rumour has it that the Fat Controller at The Gazette is non to keen on his train drivers penning their own blogs – something to do with the rumour that a “leading” reporter actually wears a monkey suit.

    Slightly off topic – have you seen the title on the Town Hall Spin side bar – “How To Avoid Conmen And Cowboys”. Surely this should read “How To Avoid Conmen And Cowboys – Don’t Live In Potts’ Ward”.

    Just a thought.

  7. 7 Blogwatcher
    24/02/2009 at 10:41

    If I were Mr Szymanski I’d keep him away from the petty cash.

  8. 8 One Up the Sleeve
    24/02/2009 at 15:04

    Considering that Councillor John McCabe, aka Mr Punch, (Hebb South), is not adverse to using his wife and other family members as domestic punch bags, perhaps he likes a game of “Happy Families” as well.

    As a former policeman, it was only his serving police brother who kept the assault away from prying eyes.

    As for Ed Malcolm, Poker by name, Poke(h)er by nature.

  9. 9 Scotty
    27/02/2009 at 16:54

    Does anyone know if Birdman MacLean was at full council yesterday?

  10. 10 Outfoxed
    27/02/2009 at 17:14

    He was.

    But not on the press seat.


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