The return of the monkey

After spending a couple of days with his family Mr Monkey’s feeling relaxed, refreshed and raring to go.  

It seems this chimp has missed all the fun and games, especially at Thursday’s full council meeting.

Apparently the King of Sleaze, Tory Boy Potts made a right twat of himself with his ill thought out budget proposal. One of Mr Monkey’s sources reckons Pudgy Face’s pathetic performance might have been alcohol related – apparently he was stinking of drink, but more of this later.

Don’t worry bloggers it wont take long to catch up with what’s been happening, especially with so many loose lipped politicians ready to tell Mr Monkey anything after he’s bought them a pint or two.


2 Responses to “The return of the monkey”

  1. 1 Incontinentia Buttocks
    28/02/2009 at 16:17

    This tit bit would tie in with wor Daves new nick name.

    Apparently he was so drunk in the Red Lion, he wet himself. He is now known by his “friends” as “Pissy Pants Potts”.

  2. 2 charlie
    28/02/2009 at 22:37

    I have met him with an associate. I asked the lady I was with if she could smell drink on him. She quipped.. no comment! Seems to ring true.

    He was quite loose lipped about sexual adventures in a house in Cleadon!

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