Potts Bats For Both Sides .. And Not Just Politically

'Love is in the air'

'Love is in the air'

For months the King of Sleaze, councillor David Potts has been obsessed with unmasking the chimp behind Mr Monkey’s Blog.

Poor old Pudgy Face – little did he know that he came within a whisker of revealing the person behind the monkey on Tuesday night when he and his male ‘friend’ enjoyed an intimate meal at  Brunnelos No 5 restaurant, above the Wheatsheaf pub in Boldon.

Mr Monkey nearly choked on his starter when The King of Sleaze and his male companion entered the restaurant. They had a couple of pre-dinner drinks before siting down for their meal. They left about an hour later but Mr Monkey couldn’t see whether they were holding hands or not.

It seems councillor Potts has alot more in common with council leader Iain Malcolm, aka Miss Piggy than this chimp first thought – they’re both fond of faggots.

10 Responses to “Potts Bats For Both Sides .. And Not Just Politically”

  1. 1 Sir Michael Lyons
    06/03/2009 at 00:26

    My wife and I dined at Brunnelos a couple of weeks ago and were not particularly

    Very accommodating and friendly service, but the food was insipid and the décor reminded me of a Franks factory laminate flooring display and a hospital corridor.

    Although I didn’t notice at the time, I can’t remember any bananas, mangos or peanuts on the menu. What did you enjoy MM?

    As for Pottsy, I don’t think we will see any ‘BUM-FUN’ action from this Tory Slut.

    Suspecting most Tory politicians sexuality as questionable, I have asked David
    on several occasions to compromise his decency and either wank or suck me off.

    I must confess, even as a good looking guy, he has always told me to fuck off.

    From what I gather, The King of Sleaze is doing rather well with the ladies at the
    moment with at least a couple stunners in tow.

    Pudgey, for what ever reason attracts the pretty birds. I susspect a huge cock, or he can lick his eyebrows.


  2. 2 Amazed
    06/03/2009 at 10:53

    You mean he’s seen in the company of call girls and escorts.

  3. 3 Sir Spin a Lot
    06/03/2009 at 14:55

    Nah this doesn’t wash. I can GUARANTEE that Pudgy is not gay. Trust me, I’ve seen too much.

  4. 4 Gaynor
    06/03/2009 at 17:32

    Isn’t that what they said about Iain Malcolm’s boss at Sovereign Strategy, Alan Donnelly?
    He was married and had a son and now look at him. Something must have happened during his days in Brussels that pushed him over the edge and finally made him admit he was batting for the other side.
    Any ideas what happened Mr Monkey?

  5. 5 Jim
    06/03/2009 at 22:28

    You sad twat. Jealous of Potts cos he’s had more girlfriends than you. Boo fucking hoo

  6. 6 Mr Monkey
    07/03/2009 at 10:05

    What’s up Jim did Pudgy Face spurn your advances?

  7. 7 Domestos
    08/03/2009 at 21:06

    Jim, keep cleaning the shithouses in the Red Lion u fuckin cunt and clean ya nob end cos its been up potts arse. fkin gimp

  8. 8 Sir Spin a Lot
    10/03/2009 at 16:37

    Oh you are a little charmer Domestos. Total coward, no background, no class, no style. It’s extremely amusing.

  9. 9 Reuters News Agency
    10/03/2009 at 17:02

    Clearly, Jim and Sir Spin a Lot are an item. Perhaps they met at Brunnelo’s?

  10. 10 Domestos
    10/03/2009 at 20:51

    if i break ya nose numpty then we will see who is a coward ya fuckin shithouse

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