the miliband kid is back in town

"Shopping for bananas"

"Shopping for bananas on King Street"

The Miliband kid is back in town .. so prepare yourselves for a week of “we love you David” stories in the Shields Gazette Labour Gazetteer.

Bloggers will have noticed that every time the ‘King Street Shopaholic’, Foreign Secretary and MP for South Shields, David Miliband visits the town his every move is followed by a reporter from the Gazette.

Mr Monkey reckons it won’t be long before Papa John Szymanski, the alleged editor of the local snooze paper instructs his reporters to carry a roll of loo paper with them when accompanying Mr Miliband so that they can wipe his arse when he shits.

If previous visits are anything to go by, we’ll see an article in today’s Gazette followed by a series of others all next week, even though his visit lasted less than 24 hours.

The theme of all the Gazette stories will be the same – Labour party spin and there will be lots of happy stage managed photographs which will no doubt feature a few local Labour desperadoes councillors who by coincidence are up for re-election in 2010 – look out for Bilbo Baggins, aka councillor John Anglin.

Mr Monkey can’t help wondering whether a general election is just around the corner given Milband’s increasing presence in his constituency and wonders whether he’ll declare the apparent use of government machinery for electioneering purposes on his election expenses return?


4 Responses to “the miliband kid is back in town”

  1. 1 Dennis Allsop
    14/03/2009 at 11:11

    Damn! Thought moderation was on all weekend. Oh dear!

  2. 2 New Order
    14/03/2009 at 22:22

    I see that Curly at his Reichstag Shop has been acting as a depository for some extremely right wing comments (surprise, surprise – Royal Anglian Protest). I suspect his warped mind has even led him to post his own comments under different names – madmarvin has to be Mr Rigg, such is the BNP tone of his prose.

    The only way Fuhrer Rigg can generate any traffic is to attract the attention of the far right!

    What a sad little Nazi he has become.

  3. 3 Beachbum
    14/03/2009 at 22:40

    You’d have thought the Gazette was more concerned with getting a snippet of Ms Allen – I would be anyway

  4. 4 pcplod
    15/03/2009 at 01:23

    I wonder how potts is gonna react at the news that the OECD are clamping down on off shore tax havens

    Andorra and liechtenstein are first but cayman island will follow

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